Stunning realization

fuck you chris

But... i love you...

I... I love you....

i love you too :(


secretly...

I love ERR BODY

My gif isn't related to anything

Looks like a couple of try-hard faggots to me

Doesn't make them any more retarded

No love for you, then.

Her name's dodger leigh (Real name: Brooke Leigh), in response to your other comment to me

I don't know how to say it but she is fucking beautiful

Jesus Christ I demand a gif dump

I will thumb up everyone

Okay

Is it bad that I wish she did porn...

Eh. I don't like her for anything like that.
But I do agree, she's attractive

I want to wreck that ass so badly

You also missed one. Sort of related ;)

I did, scroll down!

mfw I'm actually an incredible fag

Who are these faggots anyway??

Kyle Justin (Left) James Rolfe (Right).
AKA the guy behind the couch and Angry Video Game Nerd.

They're fucking awesome

Its a joke, don't drink bleach or suicide in a violent and surprising way

but you fuck babies

You butt fuck babies?

unless you're a baby, I don't think Chris is interested.

The internet.

*slowly claps*

I don't even this why alot lieks

I'm James, nice to meet you

go away James.

Judging by your username, you're also the pope.

Hi Christopher, I'm Nero.

But... I'm not Christopher...

His name was Chris
His name was Chris
His name was Chris
His name was Chris

I'm Chris Dolmeth.

Hi Chris, I'm Niel Diamond

The sad thing is it's true.

I'm afraid to mention this site to my friends who don't know it because they'll think it's a porn site dedicated to odd looking genitals.
pic may be related.

At least it isn't 9gag, when I first ventured onto the internet and heard about 9gag I could have sworn is was some sort of gangbang gay porn website

I recently got off with a girl in a club who understands internet culture and it turns out there she's really cool and that I like her a lot. Only problem is that I can't mention FJ to her in case she thinks I'm a weiner or something.

The internet hates us sadly

im afraid im gonna have to ask for pics of the girl, fine sir

I was once laughed at by one of my classmate that uses Facebook the same amount as i use Funnyjunk because i use Funnyjunk....FJ is full of assholes but ive met more people i like than i have on Facebook

Same, but there are loads of people in it for the whole fake internet popularity thing.

lol

I like how he blames advertising
for him having a job he doesn't like
and him buying things he doesn't want
it just amuses me

but he doesn't. you should watch the movie.

basically, he is a hallucination brought on by someone who fits that exact description and tries to convince himself that he has a 'good' life.

that actually sounds interesting

it is a GREAT but LONG movie

it's about 3 to 3 and a half hours.

I am not even a person.

me neither

Man, I love that .gif

Are you a robot?

I think you can take a guess.

YOU ARE A CAT?!

A beautiful one.

I always knew it, your mom would be pretty cool if she was real.

Beep boop son, beep boop

what movie is that from looks good

Fight club ^.^ The book is just as amazing if not better. I suggest watching/reading both.

I JUST read the book for the first time, I hadn't even seen the movie, and the book is just freakin amazing. It actually gets you thinking about your life... I loved it.

I absolutely LOVE Chuck Palahniuk hes such an amazing author. He honestly makes me think hes more of a modern Kurt Vonnegut. I suggest reading Cats Cradle. Oh! And if you liked fight club youll love choke... or any of his books hell lol theyre so amazing x.x

I've read Rant, have you checked that one out yet?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIN

Assignment one from Project Mayhem, put that watermark on every image you can.

I'll bet you don't get many mentions do you?

Well that is the first rule

Then 116848 people don't know the first rule.

and second one

That username relevance-ness

You posted this comment that isn't yours
For thumbs that aren't real
To impress FJ users who you don't know