Makes sense.... . Dear Dracula, remember that night a few years ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward. Sincerely, Tinkerbell.. Aaaand this is how that would work...
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#7 - spawnconnery ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Aaaand this is how that would work...
Aaaand this is how that would work...
User avatar #1 - salamentical (03/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
But Dracula can't get erections, no blood flow

And he's like 20 times bigger than her
User avatar #3 - toxickooties (03/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That is clever, cute, funny... but uh... how did something about 4 inches tall give birth to a regular sized human? o_o
#4 to #3 - aetherpig (03/15/2013) [-]
Very, very carefully
#21 - brothergrimm (03/15/2013) [-]
alright vlad!!!!! nailin peter pan's bitch. that's epic
#13 - arrisarrad (03/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just what are you insinuating, Sir?
#23 to #13 - justakewldewd (03/15/2013) [-]
Means she's got a Tardis for a vag or you got a dick to body mass ratio that would make a gorilla feel like Ron Jeremy.
Means she's got a Tardis for a vag or you got a dick to body mass ratio that would make a gorilla feel like Ron Jeremy.
User avatar #22 - deathbylucy (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Geez, aren't these Twilight jokes getting a little old? She's not writing any more books, the movies are finished, and the actors are taking up different roles. Everyone else is moving on, why can't the internet?
#24 to #22 - demonruler (03/15/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #17 - mikemont (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know what makes sense?

Shutting the **** up about Twilight. It's popular in general, and we hate it. No ******* **** . But you know something? If it weren't for people bitching about it on here, I'd never have to hear about the ******* story. But since people like you insist on bitching about it, I have to read about it all the damn time if I want to be on this site.
User avatar #14 - whycanticaps (03/15/2013) [-]
Tinkerbell was my favorite when I was younger then I found r34 of her when I was 10 and my childhood was forever ruined but bettered at the same time
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