This is amazing

You should have acted.
They're already here.
The Elder Newspapers told of their return.
Their defeat was merely delay
Til the time after Shelter's doors opened,
When the hobos would spill their own wine.
But no-one wanted to believe.
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns:
It dawns in fire.
But,
There's one they fear.
In their tongue, he's Hobokiin:
Vaga-bond!

i loved this so much i did maths to give you a thumb

I spilled my 7-up, you faggot. Laughed so fucking hard

This shit is so accurate

on hit: 25% chance of taking his mints

Oh shit, that is hilarious

Do you know how hilarious this comment would be if this took place in Hoboken?

Dang, the only time I'm considered funny to you folks is when im up at 5am rambling about hobos!

That was gold. I award you with this

LMFAO

Is that what people look like on ecstasy?

nope, its a dubstep concert.

Oh my, thank you... I think? ._.

Frosthobomourne....hungers...

I actually broke a bat with HIM

Dammit, I laughed at this more than the actual content

And every time you smash a bottle of Nighttrain with it, it increases in strength.

Here's something different.
Other one broke.

FUCKING THING BROKE WOW

Welcome to top comments. Where the comment is funny but the replies suck dick.

It's a secret to everybody!

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*It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

here, take this. its dangerous out side by yourself

with a sword?

i like eating your username

I like eating me too

Me after trying to click on [Homeless Edge] to see the stats.

I realized you spelled Reputation wrong..

but who cares?

oops

Go back to tumblr you Goopy goober.

I think he means he just quit world of warcraft

maybe they know

You quit what? Quit complaining about references which affect you in no way at all? Good

I think he meant he quit WoW.

aw

i meant i quit world of warcraft because i can't afford it but i can see how that can be taken in the wrong way because of my wording.

Karl Pilkington orange?

Head like a fucking orange

Perfectly round headed buffoon.

i forgot to add "mfw my house was empty"

how bout this

I did this once too, but instead of being robbed , I stole some guy's stuff

yes

That's how their economy works

...It's fun to make believe...

Now imagine sliding the blade of that across the slit of your dick.

How about not?

Thanks!