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Best. Fucking. Review. Ever.. I need to look at Amazon reviews more often! Saw this on tumblr a while back, decided to share here. Sorry if it's a repost, but i

I need to look at Amazon reviews more often! Saw this on tumblr a while back, decided to share here. Sorry if it's a repost, but it's still comedy gold.

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#6 - maartenc (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 he became an Asian.
inb4 he became an Asian.
#4 - comehonorfacetwice (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think I laughed hardest at his username: penfifteen. Brought me back to elementary school when we had a pen15 club and to get into it, you have to write "I love PEN15" on the back of a paper that was being turned in. Looking back on it, we were attempting to troll kids even as third graders in my music class.
#3 - Eralus (03/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i laughed so hard i cried. Everything is 10x funnier when its late
i laughed so hard i cried. Everything is 10x funnier when its late
#12 - infinitereaper (03/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
88 more to achieve light speed.
88 more to achieve light speed.
User avatar #7 - Whetstone ONLINE (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My friend had just gotten back from his trip to England for a few weeks and he wanted to stay up all night because all my friends were hanging out. He decided that it would be a good idea to mix 1 monster energy drink, and four 5 hour energies. He chugged the whole thing. He was REALLY jittery for the rest of the night.
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