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Might be cider

If I drank, I would drink that beer, too.

I don't drink either
but I do wanna try it.
Also
R.I.P Clive.

WHAT! When did this happen!?

don't fucking say 2013

I fucking say "2013"

Last night.

This week, actually...

thanks :(

Oh shit... Poe refernces up in this bitch.

We need to go deeper.

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Never said they were apples. More likely they were figs, if anything.

Well I made a boo boo, personally thought it was an apple.

That's the tradition established by Renaissance paintings. It's not wrong, necessarily, and frankly it doesn't matter.

It's just that those paintings were made in Europe, where the Apple was the most common and best known tree fruit.

Wow, that is some serious logic, its like also depicting Adam and eve with belly buttons.

Ah, yeah I don't think the artists considered that the first people on earth wouldn't have them.

When you think about, it's sort of a science fiction concept that anyone would be born in a non-natural way. The renaissance artists probably couldn't really grasp the concept of it being any other way.

Wow , tell me more more more more

More what?

More interesting facts

I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

Impressive. I tried to masturbate to gay porn a couple of times.

Were you successful?

I don't remember, it was awkward at first but I all I remember was that I switched over to shemale.

ah. intresting.

Did you know George Washington was originally offered the title of "Your Majesty". but turned it down in favor of "Mr. President"?