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#1 - thepenumbras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#7 to #1 - moffe (03/13/2013) [-]
thepenumbras, I...
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#23 to #7 - thepenumbras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #39 to #23 - moffe (03/13/2013) [-]
It's Scruffy from Futurama. I second'ed your comment.
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#13 - anonymoose (03/13/2013) [-]
Before everyone cries "Satanist don't worship Satan", you need to understand that LaVeyan Satanism isn't the only Satanism. There's also sects of theistic Satanism such as Luciferianism.
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#232 to #13 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
As an occultist, everyone seems to confuse anything even mildly occult with Satanism. They think I worship Lucifer or something. In my circles we joke about this often and if someone accidentally enters one of our chatrooms or messages an email without knowing what it is we will respond with "Do you have any spare cats? Mine slipped on my ceremonial knife. All six of them." Or etc.
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User avatar #43 to #13 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
******** .jpg
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User avatar #134 to #127 - notguitaraddict ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
dude I ******* love your username
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#14 to #13 - davvi (03/13/2013) [-]
you seem to know your way around satanism quite well
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User avatar #15 to #14 - anonymoose (03/13/2013) [-]
Not really, just know LaVeyan isn't the only sect.
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#26 - scilla (03/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - aahrg (03/13/2013) [-]
grandmother can get out, dog cannot.
dog can play fetch, grandma cannot.
dog will lick balls if you put peanut butter on them, grandma will not.
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#32 to #17 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
Valid point.
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#35 to #17 - jakeattack (03/13/2013) [-]
dogs also have fur, and grandmothers can sweat much better, lose heat easier.
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#82 to #17 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
I don't know about your grandma... but I think she's broke.
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#224 to #17 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
Dogs bite balls
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User avatar #30 to #17 - gitrdunn (03/13/2013) [-]
Trust me, your grandma will lick balls if you put peanut butter on them! she lick 'em real good!
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#112 to #17 - fractalius (03/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have a ****** grandma
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User avatar #151 to #17 - dbrak (03/14/2013) [-]
not with that attitude, she won't.
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#213 to #17 - anon (03/14/2013) [-]
you my friend, have never met my grandma
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#80 to #17 - darbius (03/14/2013) [-]
Well not with that attitude she won't
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User avatar #25 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/13/2013) [-]
some grandmas will and some dogs don't even need peanut butter
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User avatar #24 to #17 - dildoes (03/13/2013) [-]
My grandma licked my balls when I put peanut butter on them before. You must have a defective grandma or something.
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#189 - TheReich (03/14/2013) [-]
**TheReich rolled a random image posted in comment #1125730 at Friendly ** Would you rather have sex with this, or
**TheReich rolled a random image posted in comment #1125730 at Friendly ** Would you rather have sex with this, or
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User avatar #191 to #189 - TheReich (03/14/2013) [-]
Well that backfired like **** .
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#190 to #189 - TheReich (03/14/2013) [-]
**TheReich rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at What would you do? ** die by being crushed by this?
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#237 to #190 - anon (04/07/2013) [-]
I would rather be crushed...
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#75 - trollofhalo (03/14/2013) [-]
I think anyone with the name Analcarnage wouldn't care about going to hell...
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User avatar #81 to #75 - extravix (03/14/2013) [-]
Ass - catch em'
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User avatar #84 to #81 - freight (03/14/2013) [-]
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#85 to #84 - freight (03/14/2013) [-]
nah im just kidding that made me laugh, we have fun
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User avatar #79 - kmannn (03/14/2013) [-]
I mean grandmothers can open doors and dogs cant
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User avatar #89 to #79 - gunslayer (03/14/2013) [-]
he'srightyouknow.jpeg
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#113 - Lupitaaa (03/14/2013) [-]
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at I Love You Guys ** Would you rather lose your virginity to this...
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User avatar #185 to #113 - ferrettamer (03/14/2013) [-]
I would like to **** Hanako
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#235 to #185 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
why? shes got all those gross scars and ****
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User avatar #236 to #235 - ferrettamer (03/15/2013) [-]
Exactly
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#114 to #113 - Lupitaaa (03/14/2013) [-]
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at title ** ...or be tortured to death by this
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#205 to #114 - schneidend (03/14/2013) [-]
...Can Tinkerbell torture me to death by squeezing her impossibly tight vagina around my dong?
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#150 - ridiculiculous (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I had to do it.
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User avatar #163 to #150 - spyisspy (03/14/2013) [-]
link
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User avatar #166 to #163 - ridiculiculous (03/14/2013) [-]
I made it paint, and Microsoft office picture manager.
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User avatar #201 to #166 - ridiculiculous (03/14/2013) [-]
**** I'm tired, inb4 "I made it paint"
Meant to say that I made it in Microsoft Office Picture Manager, and then transferred it over to MS Paint for the details.
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#50 - senorfrog (03/13/2013) [-]
My grandma is an evil person who likes causing my family to fight, hell yeah I would leave her and take the dog even though I am allergic to dogs.
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User avatar #94 to #50 - lilmoka (03/14/2013) [-]
My grandmother is the same way... She burned down an apartment complex and thought it was funny when a few people almost died. I think my grandmother is Satan.
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User avatar #152 to #94 - senorfrog (03/14/2013) [-]
I don't think she is Satan, but she is one of her minions haha
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#77 - Cleavland Steamer (03/14/2013) [-]
**Cleavland Steamer rolls 76**
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#200 - anonynot (03/14/2013) [-]
granny has a brain and thumbs
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User avatar #197 - thisisspartah (03/14/2013) [-]
grandmas can open doors
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User avatar #118 - hellspawner (03/14/2013) [-]
The grandma is smart enough to turn the air on.
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User avatar #51 - beeradthelaw (03/13/2013) [-]
I can't speak for anyone else but my grandmother was born in the 20th century and knows perfectly well how to get out of a locked car.
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#52 to #51 - magicburp (03/13/2013) [-]
You beat me to it.
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#20 - anon (03/13/2013) [-]
dogs do not sweat (they pant instead) hence their inability to cool themselves down as well as humans, sweat cools people down, panting does not. grandma will survive in the car. thanks for reading have a capitol day
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User avatar #31 - elatedmonkey (03/13/2013) [-]
Um you leave your grandma in the car, duh! She has opposable thumbs and can get her ass out of the car if it is hot. Your dog cannot.

Now, if it had said, "Trap your 90 year old grandmother in the car on a hot day with the windows up." you need to find a new website to visit.
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User avatar #120 - commenteer (03/14/2013) [-]
Pffft. Grandma can roll the window down if she's too hot. Grandma? Hello, are you okay in there?


*Grandma mouths the words "Help me."

See she's fine.
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