B-E-A-UTIFUL

the most epic line in his career

>says you made an enemy

>implies he is laughing so hard that his sides hurt

Get fucked newfriend

Well, if you've gotten this far in a few years, next comes learning more about punctuation and literary devices ._. I hated learning both, and I'm a native English speaker.

I also learned how to from CatDog.

b-e-a-catdog

Why are all these women married?

I actually don't get why the French are seen as cheese eating surrender monkeys;
They've been in long wars, they've had empires and conquered territory. Even going so far as to help the Americans in their revolutionary war (probably just for a pop at the British).

In fact, nice and Savoy used to belong to Italy, and France was just like "yeah these are mine now." And that was that. The French are no cowards.

Dude, I didn't read any of what you wrote there, but that gif killed me.

Man, you are gonna love this so much !
http://www.youtube DOTCOM /watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo
The original.

You don't have to yell, I'm right here.

Kim ? Is that you ?!

Yeah, I've seen it. Just a giant WTF moment. Still funny though.

Since we didn't see the point of going on a war to keep our colonies wanting the freedom that was theirs by rights and gave up dominion over them without pointlessly slaughtering them, it means it's a weakness ? I'm not quite sure of it, but if you say so...

I dont' see France being occupied by any other country.

France fought England for 116 years. You call that surrendering easily? I don't think so.

Quebec, Canada is a former France colony. Known at this tiume as "Nouvelle France" or New France in english... Quebec has been given to Britain and then taken back until Canadian Confederation...

France had to give up their Canadian colonies when they lost the 7 years war.
And if we're going to get technical, Scotland gave up novascocia, and britain gave up the whole fucking country.