What would you choose?. .. smash the 50% button as many times as possible before they pull me off
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User avatar #31 - icedmantwo ONLINE (03/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
smash the 50% button as many times as possible before they pull me off
#51 - splendiddust (03/12/2013) [-]
simple answer
simple answer
#65 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Red button = instant $10
Green button = 50% chances of $1million
50% chances of ass rape by ****************

More fun this way
#70 to #65 - matakeshi (03/12/2013) [-]
how about atomic holocaust ultra giga ***** ?
User avatar #37 - superherpes (03/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is like Schrodingers box, minus the dead cat.
#34 - billybobjoeii (03/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
But wait, you'd lose 50% of your winnings to the government, because the government views it as "taxable income." You'd wind up only getting half the million, $500, not the $1 million.
#93 - haziri (03/12/2013) [-]
Being someone who's played a lot of rpgs, I'd have to take the million. RNG is a dick.
#67 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm the kind of person who, whenever there's a 50% of chances of something I want to happen, I will automatically get the other option. So I'll press the red one, thank you.
User avatar #58 - ellwood ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
press both?
User avatar #97 - sodapops (03/12/2013) [-]
Red button. A mil wouldn't be enough to let me stop working, but it WOULD solve almost all of the problems that make me unhappy.
User avatar #99 - grocer (03/12/2013) [-]
I have accumulated enough bad karma to know that if I chose the green button, I would get nothing.
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User avatar #46 to #41 - crackmaster (03/12/2013) [-]
nope. they remind you every morning when you wake up
User avatar #3 - daftiduck (03/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'd press the green one twice
User avatar #111 - metallicaone (03/12/2013) [-]
just press the million 100 times
User avatar #52 - zaiopeperse (03/12/2013) [+] (39 replies)
green twice
#151 to #150 - fcrocker (03/13/2013) [-]
Here it is on a probability tree:
The ways you can win are W W, W L, or L W.
So the total probability of winning at least once is (.5 x .5) + (.5 x .5) + (.5 x .5)=.75
User avatar #38 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
depends how many pushes do i get?
User avatar #33 - deadbyapril (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd do the 1 mill. I have no problem trying for 100 mill but with 1 mill I could pay off my current loans, choose a university to go to and pay for it so no loans for school ever again. Pay off my car loan and put some money into my new car to make it look nicer. After graduating I'd choose where I want to go for work and when I've decided I'll buy a house wherever that may be. After all that I'd assume I'd have a few hundred grand left easily and I would put that into a savings account so I could use it for emergencies and retire early.
User avatar #26 - sirformidio (03/12/2013) [-]
50% chance of 100 million.
For one, it's twice the risk for 100 times the reward. Technically a low-risk, high reward scenario. Not to mention, I never had the money to begin with, so my life would just continue as it had before, even if I didn't get it.
User avatar #15 - derik (03/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Anyone who takes the red button is a pussy and a bitch. Unless you have instant need cash like the mob is trying to kill you, you or a family member is in the hospital, or you just ran out of ice cream and cookies you should take the chance at the green. Live a little, go out of your comfort zone, take a chance. I can think of cars that cost a million dollars. I mean comon guys why wouldn't you? Is your life really so awful that you cant continue living it? Just think of everything you can buy with a million dollars, and than go get yourself 100 more of whatever. Given the option I would take the green button every single time.
User avatar #20 to #15 - ezmack (03/11/2013) [-]
Well than, I could say that anyone that takes the green button is a self in titled moron that is greedy, self centered, and has no right to live.

But I don't even see the point of getting angry about a rhetorical situation with an online stranger.

I mean really, who needs 100 million dollars. I would be perfectly fine with a few grand so I could keep going to school.
User avatar #14 - olemonheado (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd press the instant $1m as many times as physically possible
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