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User avatar #57 - fixator ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
DayZ chat:
Player 1: Anyone in Cherno?
Player 2: Yes.
Player 1: Friendly?
Player 2: Yes, I'm at firestation. Wanna team up?
Player 1: Ok, will be there soon.
Player 1 has been killed.
Player 1: You ******* cunt
Player 2: Nice AS50
User avatar #171 to #57 - bloodspider (03/12/2013) [-]
I just avoid people, and always travel with a friend. But on private hive servers I don't give 2 ***** what happens to me or to others. Usually.
User avatar #61 to #57 - Mozzak (03/11/2013) [-]
That's why I'm always a bandit.You live longer that way.
#248 to #61 - deerdave (03/12/2013) [-]
and you get to keep all the loot and eat beans for dinner without even scavenging.

BANDIT LYFE
User avatar #67 to #61 - alalalalal (03/11/2013) [-]
But it is a life of fear and not trusting even a chicken
User avatar #75 to #67 - masdercheef (03/11/2013) [-]
Implying that you can trust people when you're not a bandit.


Trust no one.
User avatar #77 to #75 - alalalalal (03/11/2013) [-]
Not even friends from the offline world?
User avatar #79 to #77 - masdercheef (03/11/2013) [-]
Personally, I wouldn't trust my own, IRL friends. They'd kill me and loot my corpse just for a laugh, and then watch as I dance and scream as I try and dodge their sniper shots once they find me.


Of course, I would have fun doing it, but still wouldn't trust them.
User avatar #80 to #79 - alalalalal (03/11/2013) [-]
My friend and i play co-op and dont have trust issues lol, mostly we hunt bandits down. server vigilantes
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