Hey you Christians! Get off my lawn!. . 901 if alt figured always so sad?. I love how it says "if you FIND an atheist". As if atheist are hiding around in bushes, waiting to jump out and save you from the Lord. Atheists the devil gaybuttsex Imasturbateintor
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#10 - potatos ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I love how it says "if you FIND an atheist".   
As if atheist are hiding around in bushes, waiting to jump out and save you from the Lord.
I love how it says "if you FIND an atheist".
As if atheist are hiding around in bushes, waiting to jump out and save you from the Lord.
#54 - BigSammy (03/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Tell a parent or a pastor right away!
Dying.

But still, I hope you guys don't think all of us Christians are like these ******* .
#184 - englman (03/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm a Christian and I can admit that all belief is just an opinion. People, relax..   
Atheists aren't "Science-worshiping, Godless monsters"   
Christians aren't "hypocritical homophobes"   
Islam isn't a "C4-based, terrorist Religion"   
Satanism is more than a "rebellious cult practice full of poultry sacrifices"   
etc. etc. etc.   
At the end of the day, you can't prove or disprove any of it.   
   
As for the post, we all know this crap has "Westboro Baptist" written all over it..
I'm a Christian and I can admit that all belief is just an opinion. People, relax..
Atheists aren't "Science-worshiping, Godless monsters"
Christians aren't "hypocritical homophobes"
Islam isn't a "C4-based, terrorist Religion"
Satanism is more than a "rebellious cult practice full of poultry sacrifices"
etc. etc. etc.
At the end of the day, you can't prove or disprove any of it.

As for the post, we all know this crap has "Westboro Baptist" written all over it..
#195 - stepsword ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
"This looks like an appropriate time to use Comic Sans!"
User avatar #50 - feffog (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dude i wish i was a 6 foot tall goat man with a beard

i would walk into a bar and all drinks would be on me

id learn the guitar and inspire thousands,

i am stoned
#164 - WitchKingTroll (03/11/2013) [-]
I was raised as a Christian and am now Atheist, and this is a disgrace to both groups.
I was raised as a Christian and am now Atheist, and this is a disgrace to both groups.
#80 - goryheadstump (03/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"think they have it all figured out..."
Actually, it's exactly the opposite. Atheists accept science, and science is working on figuring out how the universe works. Christians are the one who claim to have it all figured out. According to Christianity, God did it.
#241 - Tyranitar (03/11/2013) [-]
CHRISTIANITY IS WRONG
ATHEISM IS WRONG
OPRAHISM AND HARUHIISM ARE ONLY HALF-CORRECT

SHREK IS THE ONLY TRUE DEITY
SHREK IS LOVE
SHREK IS LIFE
HE BLESSED US ALL WITH THE LAYERS
OH THE MIGHTY LAYERS

COME PRAY WITH ME IN THE SWAMP OF THE LORD
HURRY, HEATHENS, REPENT!
REPENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
BEFORE YOUR LIFE IS OGRE!!!
User avatar #102 - roliga (03/11/2013) [+] (36 replies)
I'd bet my life this was written by an atheist just trying to make Christians look bad...
#313 - pankikilord (03/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'll admit it, I'm a Christian.

And as a Christian, I feel that it's my duty to apologize for this autism you see here.

On behalf of all the other Christians who aren't too busy using the insides of their own asses as a scratch and sniff, we're sorry.
#220 - tigerlilies (03/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Story Time   
>Me, 18, back this January   
>I really liked this guy at school because he seemed similar to me and interesting   
>start talking to him and I'm liking him more   
>He suddenly begins to talk perversely to me on a daily basis   
>Tell him to stop, too soon for that and "don't be like that"   
>He always ends up saying he's testing me and that he's not like that   
>gets annoyed at me easily for not replying how he wants, leaving me confused   
>Says im childish and naive, yet he's the one acting like a douche   
>I still have hope he isnt a douche, so I keep talking with him   
>Same 			****		 continues   
>One day we are talking, he brings up Christianity   
>I say I am Agnostic, he looks very upset, says he's Catholic in a noble tone   
>I say "its fine if you are im ok with it and i respect that. i just dont believe in the bible for something that happened to me...I used to be though" *remember bad past experience*   
>He starts laughing at me and says horrible things to me in my face such as im worthless, he pities me, im a lost soul, he doesnt speak to or ever has a relationship with non-christians like me   
>Makes me cry because he really hurt my feelings and I relived my bad memory   
>He says he doesnt give a 			****		 that I am sad because he is with God   
>He walks away and turns his nose up at me whenever we pass in the hallway   
>Moral of the story....you know what it is. Religion doesnt guarantee 			****		 about a person. They could be sweet-heaerted or rotten as hell, and religion doesnt define 			****		.
Story Time
>Me, 18, back this January
>I really liked this guy at school because he seemed similar to me and interesting
>start talking to him and I'm liking him more
>He suddenly begins to talk perversely to me on a daily basis
>Tell him to stop, too soon for that and "don't be like that"
>He always ends up saying he's testing me and that he's not like that
>gets annoyed at me easily for not replying how he wants, leaving me confused
>Says im childish and naive, yet he's the one acting like a douche
>I still have hope he isnt a douche, so I keep talking with him
>Same **** continues
>One day we are talking, he brings up Christianity
>I say I am Agnostic, he looks very upset, says he's Catholic in a noble tone
>I say "its fine if you are im ok with it and i respect that. i just dont believe in the bible for something that happened to me...I used to be though" *remember bad past experience*
>He starts laughing at me and says horrible things to me in my face such as im worthless, he pities me, im a lost soul, he doesnt speak to or ever has a relationship with non-christians like me
>Makes me cry because he really hurt my feelings and I relived my bad memory
>He says he doesnt give a **** that I am sad because he is with God
>He walks away and turns his nose up at me whenever we pass in the hallway
>Moral of the story....you know what it is. Religion doesnt guarantee **** about a person. They could be sweet-heaerted or rotten as hell, and religion doesnt define **** .
#82 - powerfapping (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm gonna call ******** . I don't believe that this is actually real.
#85 to #82 - ichbinlecher (03/11/2013) [-]
As a Christian, I hope not. I knew many atheists in high school and college and they made me think about my belief and realize certain truths (like the difference in apologetics and evangelism).

That said, I smirked at the crotchety Mr. Gruff.
#232 - beroty ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ALL RELIGIONS ARE WRONG,JOIN THE GOKUISM TODAY AND KAMI-SAMA WILL PROTECT U'R SOUL
#226 - thebigcountry (03/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
HEY GUYS! RELIGION FAG HERE!

Seriously people... Calm down.. As a catholic, I can say to you with confidence that EVERYTHING is a matter of opinion when it comes to this topic. I choose to believe in god because I want to.. That is my own choice. I could give two ***** whether my friends believe in god or not, nor will I try to shove religion down their throat. I was raised a Catholic, that's just how it is. I don't even care about the religion bashing that goes on this site... Sometimes it is well deserved. Plus, you need to laugh at yourself on occasion. It's similar to calling yourself fat.. Make fun of your mistakes and move on, you know? The majority of religious people aren't nutjobs, and a good majority of atheists just keep to themselves. The only reason everyone thinks differently is because the obnoxious members of either group are the ones parading around making asses of themselves.

TL;DR I am Catholic and I don't give a **** what your religion is or if you even have one. If you're nice to me, we're cool. That's all there is to it.
#73 - FightClub (03/11/2013) [-]
<--- this is what jesus and moses does to atheists   
   
believe in christ, for he is our true savior amen hallelujah #christ2013saynotoatheism
<--- this is what jesus and moses does to atheists

believe in christ, for he is our true savior amen hallelujah #christ2013saynotoatheism
User avatar #351 - tireyhawnuyu (03/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
LOL I'm christian and my best friend is atheist
#236 - hassanane (03/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* hate assholes who feel the need to change other people's beliefs. Why not just let others do as they please. If someone feels something is missing from their life, they'll go looking for another religion, or if they are uncomfortable with their own religion and are having doubts, they'll choose to become atheists on their own.

We do all the ******* atheists on this site feel the need to portray their thoughts onto others on here who believe in religion, even when it is quite clear that the people they are attacking live good, happy lives. Just as bad however are those religious pricks who have a go at everyone else to try and convert them. Shut the **** up, no body cares. They're happy believing what they do and they seem to be doing fine without you. Keep your thoughts to yourself and let others get on with their life.


Basically, what I'm trying to say is that a lot of people on FunnyJunk, and in general, need to grow the **** up and get on with living their lives rather than spend it telling others how to live their life, whilst forgetting how to live their own.

TL;DR - Stop being a bunch of cunts and shut the **** up so everyone else can be happy.
#147 - biblioklept (03/11/2013) [-]
Christianity: They're doing it wrong.   
I'm a Christian myself and stuff like this makes me furious.
Christianity: They're doing it wrong.
I'm a Christian myself and stuff like this makes me furious.
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