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User avatar #16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
How to successfully masturbate:

Gather several people into a group and form a circle.
While singing the "masturbate" song, follow the directions.
Put your left leg into the circle.
Put your left leg out behind you.
Put your left leg in again and shake it all about.
Put your elbows at your sides with your hands about shoulder height and do the masturbate, turning clockwise in a circle and alternately raising your hands a few inches.
Stop turning and clap your hands while singing, "That's what it's all about."
Repeat the entire dance, but change the body part to your right leg, then left arm, followed by your right arm, head, and finally your backside.
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