For those who need a instructions manual. up and down. FIRM pt, JLL UP i“ _ THEN PULL DOWN. i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan
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FIRM pt, JLL UP i“ _ THEN PULL DOWN
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User avatar #3 - harrypottergirl (03/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
i tired this but it didn't work cause i'm a girl but i some how manged to summon Satan
#8 - drosenblum (03/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Something went wrong. Dick stuck in jet engine. Wat do?
User avatar #1 - ezmack (03/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Instruction weren't clear enough.

What do I pull up and down?
User avatar #2 to #1 - idancethefoxtrot (03/11/2013) [-]
Is it possible that your dick is caught in the ceiling fan?
#7 - gadgetzan ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Seriously, how 						*******					 hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this 						****					 all the time and it just ticks me off.
Seriously, how ******* hard can it be to spell "masturbate" right? English isn't even my first language and I see this **** all the time and it just ticks me off.
#29 - slaya ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
i have found this in a gas station bathroom.
#23 - dafogman (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
+10
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#43 - DrollHumor (03/11/2013) [-]
That didn't work at all for me.
That didn't work at all for me.
#50 - grandmabetty (03/11/2013) [-]
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#20 - Spikeydeath (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
was in a store yesterday, guy was taking forever infront of me and he was talking about fishing, he was buying one box of condoms thats it so i look at him and went "You can't catch girls fishing" he went "You can if you use the right bait" everyone cheers at him then i look him dead in the eyes, grabbing my crotch i said "I only use master bait". Everyone shut up quickly, I left laughing my face off...
#37 to #20 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like no one found your joke to be funny.
User avatar #16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
How to successfully masturbate:

Gather several people into a group and form a circle.
While singing the "masturbate" song, follow the directions.
Put your left leg into the circle.
Put your left leg out behind you.
Put your left leg in again and shake it all about.
Put your elbows at your sides with your hands about shoulder height and do the masturbate, turning clockwise in a circle and alternately raising your hands a few inches.
Stop turning and clap your hands while singing, "That's what it's all about."
Repeat the entire dance, but change the body part to your right leg, then left arm, followed by your right arm, head, and finally your backside.
#47 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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#54 to #47 - mindsculptorjace (03/11/2013) [-]
Alice is watching you fap.
#11 - xmeatshieldx (03/11/2013) [-]
is that how you do it? because I was smacking it and twisting it and pulling but I just couldn't get it to work. perhaps I shouldn't take advice from the Bopit guy.
#35 - bigredthunder (03/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #71 - anthonyh (03/12/2013) [-]
Why does everyone always spell it with an E? Who the hell crowned you the Master of Bating?
#67 - secretdestroyers (03/12/2013) [-]
fuuuuuck
#60 - droxx (03/12/2013) [-]
I accidentally my dick. Should I go to the hospital?
I accidentally my dick. Should I go to the hospital?
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