Wear Rubber

Not even that, most likely. They were just horny as fuck and didnt even care if they got pregnant, they just wanted to get off.

You are now literally a bastard, good sir

that means you're a bastard child.

It's ok, maybe there was no condom and he just didn't pull it out in time.

The mental picture...

I'm gonna go have a drink now.

Have you ever wondered if they have tried anal and if that ended well?

thanks

No problem, mate!

Also, your nickname seems false.

I chose it after I couldn't think of a better one... So it's quite correct whenever I try to think of usernames.

Well, if you put it in that perspective...

wut?

The problem that people tend to have with that comment is that it has extra X's or D's, this has neither and is a usual emoticon. This is an old joke but when it first came around it was funny. So whether or not this text conversation is fake or not, the laughter and statement is legitimate as it is something that someone may do/say in this situation.

I know how you feel.

I was a 4th of July baby, and my oldest sister was too. My other sister was a Valentines Day baby.

dito