Too Soon?

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(03/11/2013)[-]

What happened?

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(03/11/2013)[-]

North Korea is threatning to tear up the current armistice between them and South Korea. The joke is that since a coalition war seems imminent, France has already surrendered.

#210 to #12 - ghostofmasterbrony

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(03/12/2013)[-]

I see, thanks

#141 to #12 - anon id: 93574b37

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(03/11/2013)[-]

There was never an armistice, only a cease fire. So technically any confrontation that would break the cease fire would be a continuation of the original Korean war...... The more you know.

#130 to #12 - capinsquiggles

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(03/11/2013)[-]

They did it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6qwpbU3X8k&list=PL8kma_GjQgWy8cj_jC4XViSdCoFK3lPoy&index=1
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#103 to #12 - anon id: 3936aa36

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(03/11/2013)[-]

They already scrapped the armistice.

#49 - felixjarl

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Surrender is such a bad word. They merely decided to join our glorious empire.

#129 to #49 - seratyo

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Thanks Johnny Mountain!

#27 - dinkcool

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Who the **** just called me a coward?

#35 to #27 - supamonkey

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(03/11/2013)[-]

I did.

#218 to #35 - gorginhanson

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(03/14/2013)[-]

you'll have to forgive me for this...

but who's picture is that

#219 to #218 - supamonkey

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(03/15/2013)[-]

Wellington

#147 to #35 - runtz

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(03/11/2013)[-]

#126 to #27 - defender

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(03/11/2013)[-]

I did

#78 - floridazombie

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(03/11/2013)[-]

to be fair to them, they did just pretty much single handedly (with Chad's help) defeat the rebels and islamists in Mali. i was genuinely expecting them to give up after a week. Pic is kinda related to the whole African rebel thing.

#99 to #78 - smokekusheveryday

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(03/11/2013)[-]

#79 to #78 - dopplechaz

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(03/11/2013)[-]

It's only because they don't speak German in Mali.....

#34 - ruebezahl

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(03/11/2013)[-]

That whole "France always surrenders" thing is getting pretty old. I guess it comes from people who only paid attention to the WW2 portions of their history class and didn't even really understand that part very well.

Just for the record: I'm German, so I don't care if someone makes fun of our French neighbors, but at least make it accurate! In the early 19th century, France actually ruled over all of Western Europe and probably had the most powerful and well-trained army in the world. During WW1, there was also no sign of a French surrender. Yes, the French surrendered during WW2, but it's easy for anyone to laugh about that who did not share a border with Germany in 1940. The USA was protected from the Germans not by a superior military, by courage or by patriotism but by the Atlantic Ocean.

#39 to #34 - toradorable

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(03/11/2013)[-]

You know what else is getting really old?
All the Germans are Nazis jokes, all the All Americans are obese jokes, all the British people need to visit a dentist jokes, all the Australians live upside down jokes, all the Canadians are too apologetic jokes, etc.

#56 to #39 - shadesofbacon

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(03/11/2013)[-]

This is a much better stereotype

#93 to #34 - shazmothree

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Don't go throwing the people who helped liberate France under the bus. The USA was fighting on two fronts and spent most of their time on the offensive which was pretty ******* difficult.

#75 to #34 - plainarcane**User deleted account**

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(03/11/2013)[-]

You're right about France, but you're wrong that the United States would have suffered a similar fate if we were closer to Germany. It's true that we had an unprepared military when the war first started, but that's because we were planning on sitting it out. If we had been neighbors with Germany, we would have been building our military in response to theirs.

#67 to #34 - anon id: 75339906

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(03/11/2013)[-]

between 1800 and 1914 France got invaded by Germany 4 times...

#48 to #34 - Azz

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(03/11/2013)[-]

France's war record is something like 109 wins, 49 losses, and 10 draws.

#41 to #34 - oedad

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Franco-Prussian War

#42 to #34 - Maroon#247 on commentsRank#247

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Yeah, but that powerful army cost them so much it bankrupted the entire country.

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#123 to #95 - huchkizz

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#110 to #95 - azinfoo

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(03/11/2013)[-]

that... is pretty god damn relevant

#96 to #95 - thedeadlypajamas

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(03/11/2013)[-]

Hmm yeah makes sense.

#77 - thephantur

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(03/11/2013)[-]

>Be browsing FJ
>See post about French surrendering
>MFW all the croissant fags are bitching about stereotypes
>MFW internet seems fine about Germans being Nazis
>MFW internet seems fine about Americans being obese, lazy, retard *****
>MFW internet seems fine about Asians being blind with small dicks
>MFW internet seems fine about ******* being *******

Suck it up Jacques Clouseau. Learn to take a ******* joke you snail eating faggots.

#149 to #77 - primerpower

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(03/11/2013)[-]

>MFW internet seems fine about Asians being able to read minds

#66 - alucardshellhound

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