There's A Better Way

it means do it fag

Don't Kermit Suicide - Don't commit suicide

Kermit
Permit

That is not the real Kermit

Don't not kermit suicide
Don't not permit suicide
Do not not permit suicide

Thus shirt message: Do Permit suicide.
ALL HAIL THE SHIRT, PERMIT SUICIDE!

I know that, but my joke you obviously did not

I've been looking at your sentence for a good 2 mins now and I don't get it

> Doesn't get joke
>Automatically a newfag.

I don't fucking get it.
Maybe you just suck with this whole humor thing.

Why are you getting thumbed down? Thats what I got from it.

here ya go :3

Thank you, kind sir.

My bad...

*madam*

Not a problem, it was my pleasure.

1) Allergic to chocolate.
2) See answer to no. 1
3) See answer to no. 4
4) See answer to no. 2

>1
you poor soul

Can't miss what you never had. I gorge myself on turnips and cheese. Turnips are fucking glorious.

true that...

1) Motherfucking milk chocolate
2) I buy it from the motherfucking shop. Who do you expect, my drug dealer?
3) I paid £1 for a king sized dairy milk once. Tasty as fuck.
4) Yeah. It's called a snickers bar.

CHOCOLATE IS SOME TASTY SHIT.

It also looks like shit.

1. Jack
2. Key
3. Chain
4. shit, wrong thread

1. All kinds of chocolates!
2. Maybe a nice man in a dark alleyway
3. Whatever he wants, it's chocolate yay!
4. Mmmm nute...

1. Any and all
2. Small shops, such as Spar, or shops not in a chain
3. Between 50p-£1
4. Yes, only if it is milk chocolate though

1) yes
2)maybe
3)no
4)-

1) Milk chocolate but if you're talking about a candy bar I like twix the most.
2) A gas station or wal-mart, It doesn't matter to me I don't have a favorite place to buy chocolate from.
3) No more than $2
4) Yes, I'm not a big fan of plain chocolate on its own.

1) Milk Chocolate
2) Supermarket
3) $1-$2
4) No. I dont mind them but I like chocolate better when plain
Now enjoy Eu swimming

1) 70% masterrace
2)Supermarket?
3) Less than 1,80€
4) Not in a 70%. I like caramel, nougatine (<= is that a word in english?), and other stuffs when it's milk chocolate

1- Milk chocolate
2- Corner store
3- $1.25
4- Yes, anything but almonds.

1) Dark
2) A Candy Shop
3) 50 cents
4) Anything is good with chocolate

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes

1) Milk.
2) Depanneur (coz I'm french-canadian)
3) Like $2
4) No nuts. Caramel's fine.

1) Milk
2)Corner shop
3)50p
4)Only caramel. No peanuts.

1. chocolate
2. chocolate
3. chocolate
4. chocolate

1) I like imported coca beans, and I just eat them raw.
2) I order them from Brazil
3) hmm..... it depends on how fucking good that chocolate bar is. If it was like a triple King Size delux butterfinger ( I don't always just eat the beans) I could probably pay $5 for it. Otherwise about $1.
4) Yeah I hate pure chocolate bars, I like stuff in them better.

dark
store
0.65€
salmiakki

1. Milk Chocolate
2. Kroger
3. $1
4. Caramel, no peanuts.

Milk
Walmart
$1
Caramel only, no peanuts please

1) Dark Chocolate
2) Corner Store
3) $1-$2
4) all of the above

1. Milk Chocolate.
2. At a grocery store.
3. How big is is it? $1-2.
4. Yeah, I like caramel in my chocolate.

1.Dark chocolate
2. Some random grocery store
3. Hmm since it's less than 50 php (Philippine peso), sooooo... $1.
4. Nope, just the chocolate.

1) milk chocolate
2) most likely somewhere like walmart or target
3) the most I would pay would be about $5 for high quality stuff but only $1 or $2 for the stuff they have at walmart
4) no, I generally prefer just chocolate

Nobody else is going to be serious, so I will.
1. Cookies and Cream (Like the Hershey Bar)
2. Probably Walmart
3. 2$ at max
4. no

-_- seriously..

Yeah, I hope not. It's almost as bad as "My sides!"

There will now be three types of people.