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dad knows everything
Tips shesaid' ask me
yesterday night
IO yrs later, realise
yesterday night
IO yrs later, realise
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#20
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falconxmard (03/11/2013) [-] "Hey son, wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure, Dad!"
"Girlfriend"
"... I don't get it..."
"Exactly!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"Sure, Dad!"
"Girlfriend"
"... I don't get it..."
"Exactly!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
#70
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semilunarknight (03/11/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
>Year 2000, still young
>Happy new millennium!
>Hear father say "The fireworks wont be the only thing banging tonight"
>Wake up at night
>Parents are dead
>I am batman
>Happy new millennium!
>Hear father say "The fireworks wont be the only thing banging tonight"
>Wake up at night
>Parents are dead
>I am batman
#38
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payseht ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
-Dad, what's an abortion?
-Ask your sister.
-But I don't have a sister?
*10 years later*
My parents had another child in the meantime. As soon as she could talk I asked her what an abortion is. She did not respond, so I raped her to teach her a lesson. Take that feminism!
-Ask your sister.
-But I don't have a sister?
*10 years later*
My parents had another child in the meantime. As soon as she could talk I asked her what an abortion is. She did not respond, so I raped her to teach her a lesson. Take that feminism!
#15
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TrevorNorris (03/11/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
Yeah... my dad used to say "You should have been wiped off on the bedsheets." to me as a kid, I realized what it meant a few years ago.... My dad is a dick.
#8
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arlingtonn (03/11/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
"You should have asked me yesterday night" why does that sound so awkward?
#127
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deadmeme (03/11/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is.
