dad knows everything. . Tips shesaid' ask me yesterday night IO yrs later, realise. troll dad is a cunning linguist.....
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User avatar #3 - anonemous (03/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
troll dad is a cunning linguist.....
#45 - butterisgood (03/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**butterisgood rolls 33**
User avatar #20 - falconxmard (03/11/2013) [-]
"Hey son, wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure, Dad!"
"Girlfriend"
"... I don't get it..."
"Exactly!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
User avatar #70 - semilunarknight (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Year 2000, still young
>Happy new millennium!
>Hear father say "The fireworks wont be the only thing banging tonight"
>Wake up at night
>Parents are dead
>I am batman
#64 - josieabby (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - stickandmove (03/11/2013) [-]
yesterday night
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User avatar #38 - payseht (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
-Dad, what's an abortion?
-Ask your sister.
-But I don't have a sister?

*10 years later*
My parents had another child in the meantime. As soon as she could talk I asked her what an abortion is. She did not respond, so I raped her to teach her a lesson. Take that feminism!
#42 to #38 - ironstrike (03/11/2013) [-]
Are you sure the conversation didn't go more like this...

-Dad, what's an abortion
-That thing we forgot to get you for your first birthday.
#15 - TrevorNorris (03/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah... my dad used to say "You should have been wiped off on the bedsheets." to me as a kid, I realized what it meant a few years ago.... My dad is a dick.
#71 - pamelinadudash (03/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
my best friend's half-sister makes $70 an hour on the laptop. She has been fired for 8 months but last month her income was $16287 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site, Buzz75.ℂom
User avatar #72 to #71 - therealsuperderpy (03/11/2013) [-]
Please die.
#79 - Wallaq (03/11/2013) [-]
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#58 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What happened here?
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#101 - mypielovingfriend (03/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ya like any guy knows where the clitoris is
ya like any guy knows where the clitoris is
#32 - captainwow (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP.
User avatar #13 - haveanicedayloveu (03/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Have a nice day. LOVE YOU.
#36 to #14 - coma (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - arlingtonn (03/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"You should have asked me yesterday night" why does that sound so awkward?
User avatar #10 to #8 - waaw (03/11/2013) [-]
Because it is
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