Facts and shit

Your butt dont touch the chair cause you have a pair of pants

Technically, when you look at anything you're seeing the past.

Did you know if you put saturn in a glass of water it would float?

It's because if you put it in a glass of water, it would float

So if I have butt sex with another man it won't be gay since my penis is not actually touching his anus?

"The Universe is pretty big."

YEAH, THANK YOU FOR SUCH A HELPFUL TIP.

How I read it at first and was like O_o

HA-HA!

Who's the virgin now,bitch!

As a kid, I always thought "What if we don't actually touch anything and we just have something very small between them, stopping us actually touching it?"

Everyone called me retarded if I ever said it.
But I was right the whole time, you fucking cunts.

Nemo never touched the butt...

I love how in the middle of all of these interesting facts is "The universe is pretty big."

The planet is now diamonds.

this is how i read it.

"Planet of Diamond"

I knew that my butt doesn't touch the chair, but i thought this was the reason

Anyone else?

'The universe is pretty big'

So Australia's really upside up, and everyone else is actually upside down?

Ive been lied to my whole life

fixed

So... You never really touch anything? That means technically, everybody dies a virgin...