The horror of Cloning

I would have sex with myself..

Is that Homosexuality or masturbation?

Very advanced masturbation.

its homosextubation

second.

...

or third?

doubles?

for fuck's actual sake

i've some times wondered how it would be to fuck my self....

so I have an identical twin, and I can say from experience that this is a really bad idea. For some reason, we always manage to hurt each other really badly. Even in sports we always have to be on the same team or else we'll injure ourselves. last time we played soccer my twin broke his toe while putting a dent in my shin bone.. Its like an equal fight that will never end.

the problem is that if you cloned yourself your clone would start as a embryo. you'd have to wait until he's an adult and you are rather old

Why wait?

>implying the age rate of the clone is always equal to that of the original thing

In reality

If the clone had your memories and your instincts then he would know what you would do before you would do it, but you would know what he would do at the same time

u dun goof'd dumbass

Is that incest or masturbation?

.....maybe both?

The real question is, if you got a sex change, went back in time and had sex with your past, opposite gender, self, could you impregnate yourself? Would it be incest, masturbation, or just regular sex?

Yes.

Incestabation?

incest. The clone is it's own entity with it's own thought and emotions separate from your own, but it happens to look aexactly like you and have your genetics, therefore it's like fucking your twin, therefore incest.

It's called sexy.

♫Goodbye horses.. ♬

I feel like that would only make me realize just how awful I really am at it.

Refer to comment number 11.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4471715/The+horror+of+Cloning/11#11

**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Meanwhile, in Germany ** why i love cloning

**itsnotbutthurt rolls 6** The amount of clones he'll have.

Impossible gabe knows nothing past 2

**connordude rolls 46** If I get dubs there will be no half life 3

**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Keyring **

both

also incest

I guess you won't be cloned

you dont know me brosky. I could be absolutely fabulous

Both of them are clones, the original took a picture of them

**zombieloan rolled a random comment #163 posted by duvallwhitey at lol ** :

I get the Murdoch reference, don't know who thumbed you down for this.
*park

everybody was making fun of the title because "OP" misspelled it. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4471670/Shitty+Praking+space/

okay, but that still doesn't keep his post from being a relevant referance.

The gif is unrelated, because i thought i had a relevant one, but it seems to have left my response folder, so I'm just sitting here like... "I didn't go to my response folder for nothing, so I have to give him SOMETHING"

i see

Such a relevant thread of comments, no?

indeed

Bread?

NOO!