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Uploaded by: davidavidson
yes I do have a gf
MALE FRIEND FEMALE "FRIEND"
You need to borrow " re thing bro, here' s my last " "Um... yeah, no cash, sorry. He he" ""
some money:
You' been evicted: "Don' t be so down bro, I got a couch "Wow, that really sucks, I hope it ""
and extra blankets" works out for you."
You are publicly Restrains laughter Laughs ""
embarrassed:
You' fucked up: "Ah, don' t worry about it" "Wow, you' re a shit friend" ""
Your car is borrowed: Returns with more gas than it started ''I have no idea where that dent ""
came from"
You need to borrow a "My keys are hanging up in the ''I rather not get it scratched" ""
car: kitchen"
You' re getting Starts throwing punches Runs away Starts biting
mugged:
You' re stuck in a Jumps in to pull you out Stands at a safe distance, observes Jumps in to pull you out
burning vehicle:
FEMALE FRIENDS:
As helpful as a dog without legs
You need to borrow " re thing bro, here' s my last " "Um... yeah, no cash, sorry. He he" ""
some money:
You' been evicted: "Don' t be so down bro, I got a couch "Wow, that really sucks, I hope it ""
and extra blankets" works out for you."
You are publicly Restrains laughter Laughs ""
embarrassed:
You' fucked up: "Ah, don' t worry about it" "Wow, you' re a shit friend" ""
Your car is borrowed: Returns with more gas than it started ''I have no idea where that dent ""
came from"
You need to borrow a "My keys are hanging up in the ''I rather not get it scratched" ""
car: kitchen"
You' re getting Starts throwing punches Runs away Starts biting
mugged:
You' re stuck in a Jumps in to pull you out Stands at a safe distance, observes Jumps in to pull you out
burning vehicle:
FEMALE FRIENDS:
As helpful as a dog without legs
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haydn (03/09/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
I get the odd feeling this was done by a guy with no female friends...
#9
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spearpwi ONLINE (03/09/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
Man this is bullshit. My dog lends me his car all the time.
#11
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nightmaren (03/09/2013) [+]
(17 replies)
I actually think I male friend would be more likely to laugh if you fucked up in public than a female friend would.
Contrary to what the majority of you neckbeards believe, males aren't superior in every single possible quality than a female is.
Contrary to what the majority of you neckbeards believe, males aren't superior in every single possible quality than a female is.
#12
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kodex (03/09/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
I'm a bloke and this list is bullshit. There are male assholes and women assholes...
#140
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whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
if you like men so much why don't you just become a hom-....oh wait OP...now I get it
#86
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
A true friend depends on the person, not their gender.
#271
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elmilius (03/10/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
"Hey, bro? Can I borrow your car?"
"WOOF"
Who fucking asks his dog for a car?
"WOOF"
Who fucking asks his dog for a car?
#203
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biggydy (03/10/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
Comparing a bro to a bitch, that's not fair. It's like comparing gold to shit. There are cool girls and guys who are assholes, and vice versa.
#51
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opa (03/09/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
be honest your male friends would laugh if you are embarrassed... but it would be a funny story afterwards
#449
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fuckingkeelin (03/10/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Lol how did this get so many thumbs? There are obviously a lot of guys on here who don't have female friends cause this is bullshit, the girl that is described is not a friend, she is a raging bitch. Get some real female friends.
#26
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emplon (03/09/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
There is a fine line between a female friend and a bitch..
#261
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TheStranger (03/10/2013) [-] >You need to borrow a car
>"Hey dog, i need to borrow your car"
>"WOOF"
>Dog takes shit on floor
>I don't know what I expected
>"Hey dog, i need to borrow your car"
>"WOOF"
>Dog takes shit on floor
>I don't know what I expected
#422
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ainsley (03/10/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
*My best friend wouldn't give me $5, yet his girlfriend offered me $10
*My mom kicked me out of the house one night. I called 5 friends and the first one to say yes to me spending the night was a girl.
*When I tripped down the bottom few stairs at the mall, the only people that weren't laughing were girls
*My female friends are way more understanding when I fuck up
*I let my friend borrow my bike once and he came back with the seat torn up and the front tire popped. I'd trust my female friends with my car more than I would with him.
*I've never borrowed anyone's car so I wouldn't know
*If I'm getting mugged, I'm willing to bet all 3 of the above would do something
*Same with burning vehicle.
This couldn't be more inaccurate. Sounds like OP has no female friends.
*My mom kicked me out of the house one night. I called 5 friends and the first one to say yes to me spending the night was a girl.
*When I tripped down the bottom few stairs at the mall, the only people that weren't laughing were girls
*My female friends are way more understanding when I fuck up
*I let my friend borrow my bike once and he came back with the seat torn up and the front tire popped. I'd trust my female friends with my car more than I would with him.
*I've never borrowed anyone's car so I wouldn't know
*If I'm getting mugged, I'm willing to bet all 3 of the above would do something
*Same with burning vehicle.
This couldn't be more inaccurate. Sounds like OP has no female friends.
