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Confucius say:

"The road to hell goes in one direction."

I just love the fact that someone literally paid money just to go to their concert and throw a shoe at them.

if(1D concert is mentioned on Funnyjunk) {
console.log ("It was a crazed fan who wanted something of hers to be touched by 1D. I know this because it was the friggin' headline news...
How the fuck is 1D more important than the state of politics and international relations?! Am I gonna have to slap some gayboys?!")
}
else{
do nothing
}

/rant

Thumbs up to whoever did that

It could have been any performer, that reaction is priceless

"You don't know you're beauti--FUCK MY BALLS."

Is his vagina ok?

I can see why its called hell

One erection

Dat relevance.

What/who is this? I don't get how this is relevant.

One direction. My guess since it slides down it goes one direction.

Fuck it, im going to be religious if they are going down there

this is how epic you are.

This is just wonderful. I wish I could give you something worth more than thumbs.

Thank you for doing this!

Been looking for it for years, god i love this gif, the guy just shuts the hatch like, yep, the hole takes another one

fine...........

okay dude just... calm down.

WHAT SORCERY?!?!

MS paint and the FJ image editor, the two systems that i myself use, don't have simple systems for making black-bordered text. I assume many others have the same problem. Is this so goddamned hard to understand?

This site should help you mate. wigflip.com/roflbot/

ok, i had this picture in my folder, no text. took me 3 minutes to make (2 photoshop loading)

- open ps
- drop pic
- add text
- add 'outer glow' effect
- change color to black
- change 'blend mode' to normal
- mess around with bars until perfection

and dont be bithcing "ughh i dont have ps!" use fucking google and get a torrent

That's your argument? I know how photoshop works. I've used it at friends places before but never torrented it myself as i decided that i was done torrenting after my roommate in college got busted for it. SO for people like me, or for people who don't use PS, don't torrent, or don't know HOW to torrent so well, the first picture is fine and honestly not too damn hard to read.

I wasn't really upset at my first comment, i was just quoting your overly-aggresive reaction image as a joke. Now im saying: no need to be a cuntwaffle!

oh ok then, nvm. lol

and yes, it isnt that hard to ready but i have seen some shit that just almost makes you blind. and i lol at your friend, if you are going to torrent dont do it in a fucking public network that you are always using.
i apologize for being sort of a dick, here, take this... my gift from me to you.

Very well. Your apology is accepted and i likewise apologize for my rudeness. Have a wonderful day good sir.

P.S. don't shame me by calling that fool a friend -__- he's the kid everyone hated in... well, anything!