Important Things. . Must tof you will never fall in love, and marry out of feast of dying alone.. i was alone yesterday. i was alone today. i will be alone tomorrow. i wasn't afraid yesterday. i wasn't afraid today. i will not be afraid tomorrow.
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Must tof you will never fall in love,
and marry out of feast of dying alone.
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Submitted: 03/09/2013
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#67 - shrapnelleader (03/10/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Time for a fun fact!   
   
In Greek mythology, Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection and drowned in the process because he was too in love to notice.  Thus the term "narcissist."     
   
Hermes (in the Hercules movie): "I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself!"
Oh yeah? Time for a fun fact!

In Greek mythology, Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection and drowned in the process because he was too in love to notice. Thus the term "narcissist."

Hermes (in the Hercules movie): "I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself!"
#64 - mytrakytra (03/10/2013) [-]
I go by a motto:   
   
Fap it before you try to tap it.
I go by a motto:

Fap it before you try to tap it.
#63 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
You know, the last post had a comment with almost 100 thumbs that just says "women are dumb".


You guys think there might be a correlation here?
User avatar #60 - LocoJoe ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Getting married? What? You really want to give some woman the power to ruin your life and take your **** ?
#57 - vegetatheprince (03/10/2013) [-]
Ouch.

Truth hurts yo.
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#62 to #49 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
>fall in love in 9th grade in 3 months
>whole story centers around whether or not she'll **** you
Clearly you're not too familiar with penis feelings OP.
User avatar #46 - pepemex (03/10/2013) [-]
Love is as "magical" as they joy you get when eating chocolates, of winning at a videogame you like. There's nothing supermatural about it, it's just brain chemistry.
#61 to #46 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
So is your stupidity
User avatar #58 to #46 - revorce (03/10/2013) [-]
Love cant really be compared to those two things as it is a pretty strong emotion but yea, it's just brain chemistry.
#52 to #46 - rotinaj (03/10/2013) [-]
^This is a guy who's never had a girlfriend.
User avatar #65 to #52 - maestroxevous (03/10/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. Maybe he's just shallow.
User avatar #51 to #46 - yutakenusername (03/10/2013) [-]
It feels much better than those two things, man. I do agree that winning at a video game or getting a kill gives me so much ******* , but I've never been as happy as I was when I was in love with my girlfriend. Definitely would put that above the feeling of winning a video game or eating chocolate.
#43 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
or, and hear me out on this one, stop posting stupid **** about how you'll die "alone"
no one dies truly alone, maybe unmarried, but never alone.
Also love isn't a thing you fall into, it's a thing you make with someone (in both senses) it isn't a thing you find, its a thing you work for
#41 - gevaudan ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Jonathan Crane: "Fear drives everything, Stephen. Everything. Your life is governed by fear. Every decision you make is a product of that fear."
Dr. Stephen Kellerman: "Don't be ridiculous."
Jonathan Crane: "You married your wife...Margaret, isn't it?...because you were scared of dying alone. You have children because you are scared of leaving nothing behind that really matters. You go to the doctors because you're scared of dying. Do I need to go on?"
User avatar #47 to #41 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
************* Scarecrow.
#44 to #41 - meatymanbearpig (03/10/2013) [-]
*******					 loved the audio tapes.
******* loved the audio tapes.
User avatar #40 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/10/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolled user rainbowrush ** let's not die alone
#39 - suddenlypotatoes (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, actually, I'm going to man the 						****					 up and find the right one for me.
Well, actually, I'm going to man the **** up and find the right one for me.
#38 - thatoldguy (03/10/2013) [-]
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#36 - tonyredgrave (03/10/2013) [-]
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #765386 at Friendly ** I've accepted the fact that I'm gonna be/die alone.
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #765386 at Friendly ** I've accepted the fact that I'm gonna be/die alone.
User avatar #56 to #55 - riathewolf (03/10/2013) [-]
Well ******* **** , my picture's broken.
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#35 - matuemco (03/10/2013) [-]
feelsman
#31 - kaycie (03/10/2013) [-]
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#59 to #31 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
There's nary´╗┐ an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman
User avatar #50 to #31 - froggets (03/10/2013) [-]
Holy **** ! for a scottish man Willy sure is fit!
#48 to #31 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
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#30 - skk (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 to #30 - pwnfrnzy (03/10/2013) [-]
Conjoined twins never die alone. . .
#42 to #30 - Faded (03/10/2013) [-]
Twins.....that is all.
#37 to #30 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
When you were born you were with your mother. Only test tube babies can make your claim.
#28 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Im more afraid of living a life with a person who makes each and every day miserable than dying alone. At least i can live how i want when i am alone.
#34 to #28 - lordumpalumpa (03/10/2013) [-]
exactly anon
#27 - kontraband (03/10/2013) [-]
Even from the grave people will still stress about their ego and reputation. Wow.
User avatar #20 - reican (03/09/2013) [-]
Why is it so bad to die alone? what if it someone who rather want that because they feel they can do a lot more alone than having to be worried about someone they care too much about to take any risks? If you are alone, there is a bigger chance that you are willing to do risks that are potentially fatal, but you do it to test limits in things that can be useful knowledge should the test be a success.
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