At first I laughed. But the more I thought about it.... ifi lyrics if i int got you lyrics if i only had a brain lyrics if i had an lyric: if i fall lyric: if i At first I laughed But the more thought about it ifi lyrics if i int got you only had a brain an lyric: fall
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #14 - mostlyshits
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You would die
User avatar #15 - jimimij
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>What you eat is digested
>What is digested becomes ****
>You would become ****
#28 to #15 - cooperjones
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but what if you're already ****
(not you jimimij)
#29 - tommythek
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Well it depends upon your perspective. The cells that make up your body are constantly dying off and being replaced. In order to replace them, your body needs the basic building blocks (amino acids, lipids, etc) which you obtain through your diet. Through your life every atom that makes up your body will have been replaced many times, and each time in order for you to get the materials to do so you need to eat them first, so in a sense you already have eaten yourself.
Well it depends upon your perspective. The cells that make up your body are constantly dying off and being replaced. In order to replace them, your body needs the basic building blocks (amino acids, lipids, etc) which you obtain through your diet. Through your life every atom that makes up your body will have been replaced many times, and each time in order for you to get the materials to do so you need to eat them first, so in a sense you already have eaten yourself.
User avatar #31 to #29 - zorororonoa
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hmm, i wonder what i tasted like
#20 - guruxz
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stay the same
User avatar #30 - Bravechampion
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Exactly, you are what you eat.
#23 - blackgecko
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this is from 9gag.. the title and description are the exact same thing too... seriously op?
User avatar #24 to #23 - lemoron
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aaaaaand you know this how?
#25 to #24 - blackgecko
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cause once i've seen everything on the front page at fj, i go to 9gag.
User avatar #1 - vatra
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If such a thing was possible, you would be the same mass, but inverted.
#2 to #1 - Uthly
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Like... Inside out?
User avatar #3 to #2 - vatra
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Well yeah.
#4 to #3 - Uthly
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If I got turned inside out, would be ribs still curve inwards, or would they curve outwards? Would my organs be inside my ribcage, or outside and around my ribcage? If I were inside out, would my back become my front?
User avatar #5 to #4 - vatra
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Basically image your center becoming your outside border, and your outside border becoming your center.
#6 to #5 - Uthly
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So would my organs not only be outside, but they themselves would -also- be inside out, because their's right side in inside of me?
#7 to #6 - vatra
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Look it at it this way: the image is how a black hole works, basically pulling the outside of itself into the center into the top and out of the bottom, always staying even, but switching the inside and out, eventually all the red will be on the outside. So basically all is reversed.
#9 to #7 - anon id: b35b619b
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Think about how a person eats...We do not eat perfectly as you want to see in a perfect situation. We would eat our legs or arms first, and they would be mixed thoroughly by chewing and our digestive system. So we cannot be inverted, even if it were possible. And as soon as you get to the intestines and stomach you have to re-eat everything. Thus creating an infinite loop.
User avatar #10 to #9 - vatra
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The infinite loop is exactly what my picture above is, a perfect infinate loop looks like that.
User avatar #16 to #1 - beatmasterz
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You can't make a hypothetical response to an impossible situation.
User avatar #35 to #16 - vatra
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Very good point. I should have worded that as a theory.
User avatar #36 to #35 - beatmasterz
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No I mean, if x then y. But if x is impossible to happen, then y is irrelevant.
User avatar #37 to #36 - vatra
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Well yes, but it can still be debated.
#13 - chardlz
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Think about it this way... the amount of energy you'd expend on eating yourself would be pretty high so whatever number of calories you spent to eat yourself would be close to probably 10,000 if you include the amount of physical stress you'd undergo as well. So in the end you'd lose weight but also die so it wouldn't really matter
User avatar #12 - zavtra
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you will become a shredded piece of body
#8 - anon id: b35b619b
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You are consuming the same mass that you are losing. You eat an arm so you now do not have that arm so... body mass - arm mass = new body mass.
But because you ate the arm, you the mass of the arm is now inside your stomach and thus contributing to your mass SO....
Body mass - arm mass + arm mass = new body mass + arm mass
Therefore
Body mass = new body mass + arm mass
WHICH MEANS
BODY MASS = BODY MASS - ARM MASS + ARM MASS
BODY MASS = BODY MASS
YOU REMAIN THE SAME.
(if it were possible to eat yourself though)
#11 to #8 - defaultanonymouse
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Pic related: King Wapol before and after eating himself (in the anime, at least). He got skinnier by eating himself.

You would still wind up losing some mass due to blood loss at the very least. If such is not the case and you did, in fact, consume every last bit of yourself that you removed or started leaking you would still lose weight due to your stomach acid reducing or eliminating parts of yourself, as well as the reduction of weight from the lack of air-filled space.

Not to mention the fact that you would lose weight from any amount of yourself that completes the digestive path and escapes as waste. If you seek to consume said waste (...ew) immediately following its expulsion and thus kept it within yourself alongside everything else your body happened to be losing you would continue to lose weight due to the amount lost as your body breaks down your, well, body and proceeds to use what it can for nutrients to at least replenish some of the lost blood and tissue.

Also, you would probably be dead before you finished.
User avatar #32 to #11 - zorororonoa
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But we don't have the powers of the Baku Baku no Mi, so that doesn't really work for us
User avatar #34 to #32 - defaultanonymouse
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True, but I was just working with the relative possibility of the activity. Only the first line was really about King Wapol, as it dealt with eating oneself. If someone does manage to obtain the powers of the Baku Baku no Mi, I have the feeling there will be interesting and potentially disturbing incidents that ensue. Especially if that person decides to act as Gluttony.

I wonder who thumbed down science. Perhaps they contest being dead before they have completely eaten themselves. If so, though I do not encourage it or condone it, you can attempt to eat yourself and tell us the results. Just do not start by putting your foot in your mouth.
#17 to #8 - anon id: dc56d77b
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That's a good point but keep in mind our bodies are only about 1/4 effecient at converting so you'd actually only be 1/4 of your original self in theory.
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