this is our country. kid brought these to school and teachers butthole got tighter than a snare drum youre seven years old you dont comprehend shooting up a sch this is our country kid brought these to school and teachers butthole got tighter than a snare drum youre seven years old you dont comprehend shooting up sch
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - littlebatty
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>be me
>try to look up the actual story
>google kid brings cupcake
>find this
Student Allegedly Gave Semen-Laced Cupcake To Classmate Then Threatened To Burn Down Principal's House

>WTF
User avatar #30 to #11 - kandazz
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wut.
User avatar #108 to #11 - wittypotato
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I don't think even /b/ would go this far.
Just **** man.
#299 to #108 - mrdrpage
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You're right. /b/ would have thrown flaming cupcakes at the principals house and put it out with semen.
You're right. /b/ would have thrown flaming cupcakes at the principals house and put it out with semen.
User avatar #164 to #11 - buttinspecter
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That's a hero.
User avatar #307 to #11 - kenada
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User avatar #324 to #307 - littlebatty
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thats terrible
#339 to #169 - anon id: c5dec403
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I'm more freaked out about the old case where the 65 year old spoon fed his elementary students his semen.
#210 to #11 - wreked
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#28 to #11 - dragontamers
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Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #11 - bcsaint
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someone knows how to party
User avatar #112 to #54 - exotic
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Class 2 doesn't know how to party
User avatar #10 - kinglobster
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teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
student: i want to be in the army, like my dad and grandpa were
teacher: suspended!!!!
User avatar #50 to #10 - hanabro
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Except not, because schools bring in recruiters all the time to try and get people to join the army.
User avatar #69 to #50 - propanex
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>Highschool
>not elementary
#77 to #69 - anon id: bbabcaa3
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>You didn't specify
>Faggot
User avatar #78 to #77 - propanex
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>recruiters
>go
>to
>highschools
>not
>elementary.
User avatar #248 to #10 - pokemonismyhigh
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I think that's a valid thing. No child should be influenced in anyway towards the army until 18 at least.
User avatar #311 to #248 - brosanction
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Children are often influenced by other dangerous jobs such as policemen and firefighters, if the child is having thoughts about joining the army, especially at that age it is in no way set in stone, it's not like the rest of his life hast to lead towards the armed forces.
User avatar #12 - foelkera
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Remember what Obama says, kids. Don't solve your problems with guns, solve your problems with flying robots.
User avatar #118 to #12 - mffinmanu
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to be fair, if we were taught to solve all our problems with flying robots the world would be ******* awesome
#35 to #12 - whyohwhy
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Flying robots





with guns
#39 to #35 - refaim
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not a single gun on that ************
#40 to #39 - anon id: 29aee91b
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Yeah just those harmless missiles.
#189 - roliga
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The teachers butt hole was so tight they could have pressurized coal into diamonds...


Well on the topic of controversy, check out my new tacticool assault hammer.
#278 to #189 - elitechristovsky **User deleted account**
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#280 to #189 - nubarke
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IT'S THE LEGENDARY BANHAMMER!
User avatar #191 to #189 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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User avatar #67 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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98 percent of guns are used for recreation, social recreation, hunting, sports or other friendly things. 2 percent are used in homicides

knives kill a lot of people too. a lot were made for killing

guns literally have little to no effect on kids.
ive been playing grand theft auto since 1998 (i was four, by the way) and im not a demonic gore obsessed kid conspiring to do something evil
#187 to #67 - anon id: bdede510
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I agree. FJ has corrupted me in far worse ways than spending quality time with my family shooting guns has.
#263 to #67 - anon id: 8f3e87ee
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2% are used in homicides? Do you have any idea how high that number is? You would atleast think it's zero point something. Nope, 2%.
User avatar #134 to #67 - paintmered
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>hunting
>friendly

I would agree with killing animals if it were for food instead of just for fun.
User avatar #316 to #134 - burdenedsoul
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with hunting, it's a little bit of both, my mom's friends go hunting all the time, even their kids go with them, and they have a massive chest freezer full of buck, elk and **** that they killed and gutted and what not
have you ever eaten elk steak? dear jebus around that is a glorious taste
User avatar #68 to #67 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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the problem is not guns teaching kids wrong,
its parents

how many times have you heard "the serial killer's actions were traced back to when his father abused him"
User avatar #71 to #68 - chitownbrownie
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the more i see the media glorifying stupid **** its not wonder people do it, they want to be remembered, they want to be famous
User avatar #72 to #71 - mrfourtysevenman [OP]
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when i was in school we had a soldier come to us and she said not to watch the news

she was in iraq and her mom kept calling about "OMG R U OK I JUST SAW SOMETHING ON THE NEWS" and she would hang the **** up.

even in japan during the earthquake BBC tried to sugar coat the news by saying "people are running around in mass confusion trying to get a grip on whats happening" which the exact opposite was true.

the NRA are intelligent, safety concerned people who actually know what to do.
watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZTQzHQxsE8
#225 - fantomen
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The same guy?
User avatar #234 to #225 - mynameislego
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Um, this is good find.
User avatar #242 to #234 - fantomen
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I just had it in my random images folder, because it's a neat picture, and kind of an oddity (yank in 'nam-era gear using a Swedish WWII gun).

And I realized I recognized the little plastic figure looked just like the picture.
User avatar #262 to #242 - tittystargalactica
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Do you happen to have the name of the SMG he's holding? IT looks like a mix of the MP40 and our British Sten gun. Looks like it could be interesting to research.
User avatar #265 to #262 - fantomen
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Carl Gustaf M/45b.
9mm.
It's inspired by the STEN, and works in an almost identical way, but it's generally improved.

When the Yanks did questionable **** in the countries around Vietnam where they weren't supposed to be they sent deniable soldiers with foreign weapons. So many of them used "clean scrubbed" M45s with no markings or serial on them.

They were excellent weapons, and were well liked.
They were light and highly reliable.
The navy seals also like them, because you can fire them when they are full of water, and They will still work.

They are rarely used by the Swedish armed forces now, but they were popular up until the late 90s. Now they are replaced by assault rifles.
User avatar #271 to #265 - tittystargalactica
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Ahhh that's interesting.

Cheers for the info, buddy. :)
User avatar #269 to #262 - fantomen
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Oh, if you're going to search info about it you should know that the yanks referred to them as "Swedish K" "K rifle" " and sometimes incorrectly as "Schmeisser" or "burp gun".
Because for some reason they just can't pronounce the full name "Kulsprutepistol modell nittonhundra-fyrtiofem B"
User avatar #266 to #262 - combatarms
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It was nicknamed a Swedish K, Karl-Gustav M/45
#193 - breakfastskippa
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What the **** did you say about toy story?
What the **** did you say about toy story?
User avatar #323 to #193 - DietWater
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SOMEBODY POISONED THE WATER HOLE
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#37 - mcroflskates
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Man, ******* America. We kill (and have killed) so many people since our founding and yet because some ******* shoots up a school (yes, it was sad, and yes it's happened multiple times, bear with me) we start acting like crazed lunatics. I can see wanting to ban guns because of this, and having zero tolerance and everything, but ******** bricks every time some kid brings an army toy to school is pathetic and paranoid. This ******* country needs to get its **** together, or else we're ******. The people, the government, etc. The people are assholes and the government corrupt. If I had the money I'd move out of this ********.
Man, ******* America. We kill (and have killed) so many people since our founding and yet because some ******* shoots up a school (yes, it was sad, and yes it's happened multiple times, bear with me) we start acting like crazed lunatics. I can see wanting to ban guns because of this, and having zero tolerance and everything, but ******** bricks every time some kid brings an army toy to school is pathetic and paranoid. This ******* country needs to get its **** together, or else we're ******. The people, the government, etc. The people are assholes and the government corrupt. If I had the money I'd move out of this ********.
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#84 to #37 - HOtaconE
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> the government corrupt

Boy, you should visit Russia, it will make you miss good ol' US of A...






Psst, I live in a middle eastern country yet I have free health-care, how does that feel?
#94 to #37 - dirtyharold
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next we will stop teaching about wars so that the kids dont have to see this
#107 to #37 - needmoredairy
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Soon there will be no such thing as history class, because learning about guns and wars is bad. whats that timmy? you want to join the military when youre older? well it just so happens we are the most ruthless militaristic minded country that invades other countries just out of suspicion and are responsible for the needless deaths of millions, and some of those millions were civilians just trying to live their lives and they were hit by stray bullets or explosives that may or may not have been intentional. WELL SUUUUURE YOU CAN GO KILL CHILDREN IN THAT COUNTRY, but here if you bring a squirt gun to school youre going to spend a month in juvi,probably get expelled from your school, possibly be shot by the cops even after you drop the "weapon" and most likely will have your life wrecked all because you wanted to bring a harmless plastic toy to school. And now this is happening to 7 year olds... i wonder why the world hates us.
#297 to #107 - anon id: c81cb110
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Yeah and a few of the wars we didn't even want to join in on or start but had to, especially WWII.
#282 to #37 - anon id: ed875b18
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No other country wants you.
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#206 - TheUsername
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Next, 'murica is going to hate those who fight for our country because they use guns and ****.
Next, 'murica is going to hate those who fight for our country because they use guns and ****.
#260 to #206 - darkjustifier
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We shall replace all guns with non lethal taco cannons.
User avatar #252 to #206 - sparkyoneonetwo
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so already do
User avatar #253 to #252 - sparkyoneonetwo
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some
User avatar #284 to #206 - FUUUU
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There's plenty of people that already do. It's sad and disgraceful.