this is our country. kid brought these to school and teachers butthole got tighter than a snare drum youre seven years old you dont comprehend shooting up a sch
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kid brought these to school and teachers butthole got tighter than a snare drum
youre ******* seven years old you dont comprehend shooting up a school you comprehend TOY STORY

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#11 - littlebatty (03/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>be me
>try to look up the actual story
>google kid brings cupcake
>find this
Student Allegedly Gave Semen-Laced Cupcake To Classmate Then Threatened To Burn Down Principal's House

>WTF
User avatar #10 - kinglobster (03/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
student: i want to be in the army, like my dad and grandpa were
teacher: suspended!!!!
User avatar #12 - foelkera (03/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Remember what Obama says, kids. Don't solve your problems with guns, solve your problems with flying robots.
#189 - roliga (03/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The teachers butt hole was so tight they could have pressurized coal into diamonds...


Well on the topic of controversy, check out my new tacticool assault hammer.
User avatar #67 - mrfourtysevenman (03/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
98 percent of guns are used for recreation, social recreation, hunting, sports or other friendly things. 2 percent are used in homicides

knives kill a lot of people too. a lot were made for killing

guns literally have little to no effect on kids.
ive been playing grand theft auto since 1998 (i was four, by the way) and im not a demonic gore obsessed kid conspiring to do something evil
#225 - fantomen (03/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The same guy?
#193 - breakfastskippa (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the 						****					 did you say about toy story?
What the **** did you say about toy story?
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#37 - mcroflskates (03/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Man, 						*******					 America. We kill (and have killed) so many people since our founding and yet because some 						*******					 shoots up a school (yes, it was sad, and yes it's happened multiple times, bear with me) we start acting like crazed lunatics. I can see wanting to ban guns because of this, and having zero tolerance and everything, but 						********					 bricks every time some kid brings an army toy to school is pathetic and paranoid. This 						*******					 country needs to get its 						****					 together, or else we're 						******					. The people, the government, etc. The people are assholes and the government corrupt. If I had the money I'd move out of this 						********					.
Man, ******* America. We kill (and have killed) so many people since our founding and yet because some ******* shoots up a school (yes, it was sad, and yes it's happened multiple times, bear with me) we start acting like crazed lunatics. I can see wanting to ban guns because of this, and having zero tolerance and everything, but ******** bricks every time some kid brings an army toy to school is pathetic and paranoid. This ******* country needs to get its **** together, or else we're ****** . The people, the government, etc. The people are assholes and the government corrupt. If I had the money I'd move out of this ******** .
#206 - TheUsername (03/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Next, 'murica is going to hate those who fight for our country because they use guns and 						****					.
Next, 'murica is going to hate those who fight for our country because they use guns and **** .
#255 - triggathepirate (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #14 to #6 - gayboard (03/09/2013) [-]
Long story short, some kid who nobody cares about anymore shot up an elementary school.

Now every soccer mom across the country has her butt clenched so tight it could turn coal into diamonds.
#277 - mossycabbages (03/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sometimes I just go curl up in a ball and pretend I live in Canada while sobbing loudly.
Sometimes I just go curl up in a ball and pretend I live in Canada while sobbing loudly.
#179 - potatofarm (03/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Tighter than a snare drum.....
Tighter than a snare drum.....
#184 to #180 - potatofarm (03/09/2013) [-]
Stop.....
Stop.....
#336 - timguitar (03/09/2013) [-]
"teachers butthole got tighter than a snare drum" ******* love that description.
#314 - tgaptrixie (03/09/2013) [-]
Just when you think you've seen the highest level of retardation...
Just when you think you've seen the highest level of retardation...
#207 - DiabloStrawhat (03/09/2013) [-]
******* .... goddammit. Comparing little figurines of our nations defenders to psychotic killers. YOU CAN'T ATTRIBUTE THE FEARS OF ADULTS ONTO SIX YEAR OLDS.

Also "butthole tighter than a snare drum" made me giggle
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