standoff. lieon. talr) lethal 51' mgm. 1: RUIN. You left out American standoff funny mexican canadian standoff comic
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #34 - habasparkz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What would be the american standoff?
User avatar #55 to #34 - giygasman
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#38 to #34 - animepsycchosecond
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User avatar #76 to #38 - habasparkz
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I was thinking 2 fat people standing an equal distance away from a buffet, when theirs only 1 chicken wing left.
#14 - belligerentunicorn
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You left out American standoff
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#44 to #14 - yeorey
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#45 to #14 - anon id: d5cb70e1
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Source?
#53 to #14 - SubjectThree
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User avatar #59 to #14 - bulbakip
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I just fapped and now you post this...
#83 to #14 - anon id: 7281c277
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I don't know why everyone is saying that America is fat. Yes, there are fat people. But I see more skinny people then fat people. More anorexic then obese...
User avatar #56 to #14 - mrmask
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damn... look at the cleavage of the left one.
#57 to #14 - giygasman
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>Implying anyone that's fat or has food in their mouth is american.
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#36 - shrapnelleader
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User avatar #41 to #36 - Leopard
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To many ******* times.
User avatar #42 to #41 - llanox
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Too*
#27 - jimbobji
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Truxican
User avatar #35 to #27 - triggathepirate
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Shut up grinder.
#32 - lamoc
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The Canadian on the left is winning the stand-off. For demonstration, the Canadian on the left is Canadian A and the other is Canadian B. Canadian A can be seen already holding the door open for Canadian B. Because of this, Canadian B was late to the response in welcoming Canadian A through the doorway; thus giving Canadian A the advantage. However, Canadian B is inside a building presumed to be warm compared to the out-doors of Canada which leaves Canadian A slightly colder and less-comfortable than Canadian B. Never-the-less, these boys are Canadian and have a strong resistance to the cold giving Canadian A the advantage over Canadian B once again. Through the given facts, Canadian A would be the clear winner.
#1 - thefoofighter
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User avatar #2 to #1 - crazyolitis
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Hate to break it to you, but I don't think this is OC. Atleast the joke is very old. It's still funny, though.
#3 to #2 - broda [OP]
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You're right, it's not OC, I just found it and thought it was funny.
#4 to #3 - crazyolitis
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Well, I'm not one to judge for reposting. If it's funny, just post it. That's my opinion.
Well, I'm not one to judge for reposting. If it's funny, just post it. That's my opinion.
#65 - chazta
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Disabled stand-
ooh...
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#73 to #68 - mrdrpage
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Welp... Gotta go play it now. Thanks, jerk.
Welp... Gotta go play it now. Thanks, jerk.
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#75 to #74 - mrdrpage
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Have a gif.
Have a gif.
#71 - mrawesomepotato
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> Live in Montreal
> Want to shoplift
> Go in and bet a pack of rockets (smarties or some people)
> While i'm in that aisle, sneak an Oh Henry into my pocket
> Go to counter to pay for rockets
> Grab money from my pocket
> Oh Henry falls out
> The cashier says "Where you trying to sneak that?"
> "Yes, but I will pay for it"
> "No way man, have it on the house! Props for almost making it though" Says the cashier with a smile
> MFW Im so bad at shoplifting I got something for free

#5 - anon id: b7126c40
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A Mexican standoff is between 3 people, this is just standoff.
User avatar #7 to #5 - camerel
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and neither of them are mexican, so you can't even get close
User avatar #81 to #5 - berkut
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********, is between a dozen of people, like a family.
User avatar #11 to #5 - hilariousrubbish
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a threesome is 4
User avatar #30 to #11 - kikzs
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what this fellow anon is trying to say is that mexicans fight unfairly, as in a "Mexican Standoff" would be a 2 on 1. or usually, a 1x on 1, because they'll try to get as many "eses" as possible
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User avatar #52 to #5 - linktheherooftime
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And by standoff he mean a bukkake.