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User avatar #229 - Spavaloo (03/09/2013) [-]
The next day, Obama drops his "crusade for peace" act, and goes up onstage to make a speech to the world:

"Is everyone listening? Yeah, I hope so. Anyway, the civilians of Pyongyang have exactly five hours to vacate the city, starting now. After that, I'm gonna melt your CBD with some good, old-fashioned, American-brand nuclear hellfire. Kegger on the White House lawn in thirty minutes, and guess what, Kim Jong-Un? There's gonna be cake, because fuck you."

Then he kicks the podium over and struts home to start the party.
User avatar #295 to #229 - deesdee (03/09/2013) [-]
I read all of that in his voice...
User avatar #272 to #229 - Schwarzenegger (03/09/2013) [-]
I'd love him forever if he did that...
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