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Read Description. Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - naturedave
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Jesus ******* christ, why are there so many anons?
#11 - anon id: f44d6df6
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(03/09/2013) [-]
god, I thought it said JFK was IN marylin Monroe
#10 - jthwdragon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp
User avatar #7 - mitchthehugeman
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Marylin Monroe was dead for over a year by the time of the Kennedy Assassination
User avatar #9 to #7 - thefurie
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necrophilia has plagued presidents since Adams
#4 - anon id: d255568c
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(03/08/2013) [-]
lincoln elected to congress 1860
#5 to #4 - anon id: d255568c
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(03/08/2013) [-]
i mean 1847
#3 - anon id: d255568c
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(03/08/2013) [-]
john wilkes booth, may 10th 1838.. not 1839
#1 - anon id: c6f30ffc
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so two things: all of the names are common ones. and there are ten digits, so they occasionally match up.

mentioning these similarities makes it seem like there were a ton of crazy coincidences, but remember you're only mentioning the ones that sync up. i mean you're taking anything that syncs up in these guy's entire life. of course you're going to find something if you look long enough.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 4d271a7c
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are you ******* stupid ? No other 2 people have this many similarities, i highly doubt this is a coincidence. Maybe when the cia planned to kill the president, they purposely left clues to match the prior presidential assassination
#8 to #2 - anon id: 40b7971b
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