'MURICA. inb4 butthurt. My son has really been pissing me off recently by using American words and phrases. He calls orange juice, "OJ", and repeatedly uses wor
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'MURICA

inb4 butthurt

My son has really been pissing me off recently by
using American words and phrases.
He calls orange juice, "OJ", and repeatedly uses
words like "awesome" and "dawwg".
So, I thought, "Well if he wants to feel American,
I' ll help him do it properly,"
So I walked into his school today and shot him
and six of his classmates dead.
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Submitted: 03/07/2013
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User avatar #7 - darkmykal (03/08/2013) [-]
This is the kid that always sees other people making jokes about tragedies and how it makes other people laugh and then he tries it and it's just completely in bad taste and everyone hates him for it. Could have been funny if you set it up better though.
#4 - previousness (03/08/2013) [-]
All of my friends do this...
User avatar #10 - blackcomet (03/08/2013) [-]
HA!
User avatar #6 - naturedave (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't realize "awesome" was an American word.
#12 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
This wasn't terribly funny, even with the addition of the United States (because America isn't a country?).

But it's cool that you tried, so I'll give you a small amount of effort with this comment, and a thumbs down. Try again tomorrow
#11 - mangham (03/08/2013) [-]
i dont understand the big deal about shootings. They have literally been going on since 1700s. Its the media showing so much of it.
#8 - insanefreak (03/08/2013) [-]
Well that escalated quickly.
#5 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
That was the epitome of unfunny. Don't make fun of tragedies to whore some thumbs out of people you monster.
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#2 - captainpatters (03/07/2013) [-]
Why did I laugh at this. Damn it Op, this is why we can't have nice things.

User avatar #9 - ticticboom (03/08/2013) [-]
awesome is American...SMASHING
#1 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
i laughed more than i should have at this. but yer your going to be slaughtered with red thumbs, but take my green one.
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