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Submitted: 03/07/2013
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#49 - jpg (03/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Visit Liverpool   
>Mugged   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton   
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav   
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman   
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"   
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history   
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool   
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
>Visit Liverpool
>Mugged
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
User avatar #20 - funnyjunktitan (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm from the US and I found this ******* hilarious
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion (03/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>visit Europe
>everyone calls me a stupid racist because I'm not wearing a soccer shirt
>cry and go home
#31 to #29 - thephoenix (03/08/2013) [-]
FOOTBALL
User avatar #72 - supermegasherman (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Go to england to visit cousin
>step of plane in the middle of a huge crowd of people
>one of them notices my accent
>"AYE LOO AT DIS BLOKE. WHY AIN'T HE FAT LADS?"
>everyone looks in my direction
>huge gathering of people mumbling in cockney
>decide to put me in museum where everyone can see
>that was 12 years ago
>please get me out
>i don't like fish and chips anymore
#35 - thepyras (03/08/2013) [-]
The best part of this is his expert drawing of the US flag.
#19 - yotsubato (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
#43 - mattdoggy ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
"everyone starts clapping"
"everyone starts clapping"

#87 - texassharpshooter (03/08/2013) [-]
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#81 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [-]
Visit Germany.
Walking on the street, when someone grabs me form behind. 2.2 m high blonde, blue eyed arya.
"BIST DU EIN DRECKIGE JUDE?"
Try to convince him otherwise "Ich bin nicht Jude"
He thinks I'm lieing, grabs me by the neck and lifts me to his eyeheight. He notices I have blue eyes as well. Puts me down, now smiling
"Lass uns essen, ja?"
He invites me to a family dinner. Everyone drinks beer, even the 4 years old kid. We're eating raw meat with sausages. Better make the most of it, ask for salad. Salad is sausages in beer.
After dinner they force Lederhosen (leather-pants) on me, and they all start singing German songs. Slowly back out trough the door, while they are singing about Hitler.
Get in a cab to drive me to my hotel. Don't have enough money to pay fare. Driver says he lets is slide cause he like my Lederhosen.
Hide in room. Go home with first flight
#63 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - Yojimbo (03/08/2013) [-]
United Stereotypes of America

#40 - jacklane (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#36 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#17 - vaskaduzea (03/08/2013) [-]
this story reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. anyone else ?
#93 - perfectionx (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
whats water?

Oh you mean coca cola
#79 - willindor (03/08/2013) [-]
4Chan at it's finest.
4Chan at it's finest.
#66 - DCat (03/08/2013) [-]
Wow. I thought it'd be boring. I was horribly mistaken.
Wow. I thought it'd be boring. I was horribly mistaken.
#27 - derricktwo (03/08/2013) [-]
So much wrong but funny.
User avatar #23 - Natendragon (03/08/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard at jay-scooting.
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