Jeez Bobby!

I named it Phillip.

someone needs to make that gif so he has a thumb

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill asked "where's the beef?"

I'd rather eat Randy.

nope

real men love their girl every day of the month

Well that is a bit of a late comment. <_<

>3 years older than me
>feel like a pedophile

what.

probably cuz hes thinking of when he fingered a 7 year old

yep, You're a pedophile...


Your only hope of becoming normal again is to tell the story in full detail

Hello there, Chris Handsome.

I think you need therapy

why?

cuz one day that shit will give you nightmares and you'll end up spilling your guts if you keep that to yourself any longer. Or worse you'll have some kind of mental breakdown (similar to nightmare, same results)

I feel like everybody is curious about the other sex at a very young age. We were experimenting, alot of children play doctor or stuff like that. It's not like I was molested or anything, she was only 7 and I was 4.

I never did shit like that, that shit would make my autism fucking worse from trauma!

What trauma? I fingered a chick and she play with my sack. This is generally what happens between the sexes. Hell I wish shit like that would happen more often to me.

Dude, that does not happen often, AT ALL! That's just straight up sick yo! Whenever I hear about stories like that, it often follows with them telling on how they went to therapy, court, or hating the girl/boy, or whatever. People always talk about how when kids do that shit they end up screwed up!

Geez it's not like he was molested by his uncle, It was just 2 young kids around the same age having a sexual experience. That is probably more healthy than masturbating to porn all day then losing your virginity at 20.

oh god don't remind me... I haven't lost my virginity yet and I'm 23 T_T

But don't forget once we turn 30 years old and we are still virgins we become wizards.

Ok now I feel retarded for not realizing that you are a major troll. Well played sir, I should have caught that at the autism part

I"m not a major troll, and yes I'm autistic but very high functioning. I must come from a very um... what's the word? Sort of goes in line with puritan, we're very against sex at any age here until marriage or at least adulthood.

just* come, not must come

I feel like you're mistaken on this point. I'm a perfectly healthy, both emotionally and physically 17 year old guy.

Dude don't listen to the douche, it's completely normal. When I was 5 I used to play naked with these 6 year old twin girls in a sandbox.

DUDE! It's not normal! Where I come from that shit just DOES NOT FLY!

Where do you come from?

you're a special case dude, most cases I hear about that are emotionally traumatized and end up having mental disorders. You're lucky

*Douche stamp*

go on...

Well now..... go on

wut

It's quite positively poke

That was fucking disgusting

Go on....

please continue

Well since you guys seem interested I'll go into some detail, but not much because the last thing I need is people thinking I have a loli complex.

We used to play in my room, honestly I feel like the game was just some sort of pretext to get each other naked, but we were kids so the pretext was necessary. The first time I won I was honestly scared to see her vag (dunno why) but she took my hand and told me to go in there (she clearly knew something I didn't) she guided my hand in and that was my first experience with a pussy. She was wet, though at the time I didn't know what that meant. I could only go in about an inch because that's where it ended (again upon retrospect, that was her hymen). It didn't seem to hurt her......I already feel dirty I shall write no more on the subject. Good day lads.

Salem! Get away from that computer!

**fapoclock rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Thats right ** mfw someone else references Salem Saberhagen

Is that his last name? Damn I used to watch Sabrina all the time and I never knew that!?

yep. as learned in season 2 when Salem and Sabrina sign up for the cat show. she tries to sign him up as Salem Spellman but he gets upset and pronounces with some deal of pride that his name is Salem Saberhagen, or at least it was before he was caught and tried by the witch's council.

(small sidenote, Hilda was actually part of his faction, which is why he is charged to live with them)