Women.... . Imagine that you have a car. It' s a very good can your dream. Everybody is jealous about that car and wants it But that car needs to have a maintenance each month. Also, it has to prepare for the maintenance for two weeks before it starts. And after the maintenance it will drive only when it' s in mood. Delivered Why the heck would I want that car? :D Wait.. What you mean???
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Women...

Imagine that you have a
car. It' s a very good can
your dream. Everybody is
jealous about that car and
wants it
But that car needs to have
a maintenance
each month. Also, it has to
prepare for the
maintenance for two
weeks before it starts. And
after the maintenance it
will drive only when it' s in
mood.
Delivered
Why the heck would I want
that car? :D
Wait.. What you mean???
...
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User avatar #5 - frogthekermit (03/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
this post... this post has potential to be one of the best posts on funnyjunk. and its just in its toddler hours. you're gunna go far, post. i believe in you
#53 - pikininja (03/08/2013) [+] (38 replies)
Mood swings, cramps, and bleeding only last 5-8 days. If the girl is still bitchy after that, she's just a bitch. If she takes out her period on you, that's also a bad sign. Periods are shit, but I'd never take it out on my boyfriend. Whoever made this has either   
a) never dated a girl before   
b) only dated bitchy girls   
c) is for cookie.
Mood swings, cramps, and bleeding only last 5-8 days. If the girl is still bitchy after that, she's just a bitch. If she takes out her period on you, that's also a bad sign. Periods are shit, but I'd never take it out on my boyfriend. Whoever made this has either
a) never dated a girl before
b) only dated bitchy girls
c) is for cookie.
#14 - lemonpledge (03/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#70 - lazaman (03/08/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Being gay has its perks.   
I can't remember the last time a butt has had a period.
Being gay has its perks.
I can't remember the last time a butt has had a period.
User avatar #16 - vivapinatapro (03/07/2013) [-]
Periods are not that big of a deal. If your girlfriend/wife has that big of a change in attitude, it lasts that long, and it's that much of a problem, then she is just a bitch. Find a better car.
#170 - honeybooboo (03/08/2013) [+] (60 replies)
I will not argue or make assumptions.  I will only tell you MY truth.  While periods are not pleasant, if you are a healthy woman, and not on one of those drugs that suppresses your period for months, (which I think is very unhealthy) it is just something you deal with.  I am personally glad to have my period because without it, I most likely would never be able to conceive.  (I said MOST LIKELY before the arguements come in.)  Most women have general moodiness and you guys cannot deny that.  I mean, the hormones and shit thats happening...  And yes, there is physical pain and just the aggravation of it all.  I hope the other girls don't hate me for saying this, but please don't use it as an excuse to be a bitch.  Okay.  My sister has PMDD and I believe it is real.  For me, I just get horny as hell.  Its different for everyone.  Not ONE person has ever accused me of "raggin'" for being moody or difficult.  (I also must add that I'm a little older than a lot of FJers.)  Be glad that you have it.  Although getting your period does not "make you a woman," it means that you are a healthy woman and things are going the way they are supposed to.  Continuation of the species and shit.  And to the women and men here... sex while she's on her period might sound gross, but you should try it.  Put a towel down or something. It all washes off and you may just have the best sex of your life!  In fact guys, you reap even more benefits.  If she's horny as hell and you can't go down on her...prepare yourself for the blowjob of your life!  She wants to nut as bad as you do!     
Yes, I understand that all girls don't get horny at that time.  Some have a difficult time, like my sister.  GIRLS!  Don't be afraid.  It's not as gross as it sounds.  GUYS!  It wipes away easily, and the extra "sexy sound" that comes along with it just adds to the excitement.     
The gif is for giggles and represents the only pregnancy scare I ever had, and that was when my husband and I weren't quite ready yet.
I will not argue or make assumptions. I will only tell you MY truth. While periods are not pleasant, if you are a healthy woman, and not on one of those drugs that suppresses your period for months, (which I think is very unhealthy) it is just something you deal with. I am personally glad to have my period because without it, I most likely would never be able to conceive. (I said MOST LIKELY before the arguements come in.) Most women have general moodiness and you guys cannot deny that. I mean, the hormones and shit thats happening... And yes, there is physical pain and just the aggravation of it all. I hope the other girls don't hate me for saying this, but please don't use it as an excuse to be a bitch. Okay. My sister has PMDD and I believe it is real. For me, I just get horny as hell. Its different for everyone. Not ONE person has ever accused me of "raggin'" for being moody or difficult. (I also must add that I'm a little older than a lot of FJers.) Be glad that you have it. Although getting your period does not "make you a woman," it means that you are a healthy woman and things are going the way they are supposed to. Continuation of the species and shit. And to the women and men here... sex while she's on her period might sound gross, but you should try it. Put a towel down or something. It all washes off and you may just have the best sex of your life! In fact guys, you reap even more benefits. If she's horny as hell and you can't go down on her...prepare yourself for the blowjob of your life! She wants to nut as bad as you do!
Yes, I understand that all girls don't get horny at that time. Some have a difficult time, like my sister. GIRLS! Don't be afraid. It's not as gross as it sounds. GUYS! It wipes away easily, and the extra "sexy sound" that comes along with it just adds to the excitement.
The gif is for giggles and represents the only pregnancy scare I ever had, and that was when my husband and I weren't quite ready yet.
#30 - hipsophobadon (03/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #25 - zombehhh (03/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
omg if it bothers you so much, date a guy.
#13 - lordfluffs ONLINE (03/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
What if you rolled a comment that was a roll for a comment
What if you rolled a comment that was a roll for a comment
#266 - hippymofuka (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - erotictentacle ONLINE (03/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#263 - kubrick (03/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Period sex isn't that bad. A bit messy but afterward, everyone is in a better mood.
#283 to #263 - chukkk (03/08/2013) [-]
Like I always say: A real knight isn't afraid to get blood on his sword
Like I always say: A real knight isn't afraid to get blood on his sword
#134 - xeltar (03/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#54 - opsbitch (03/08/2013) [-]
you know what you gotta do...
you know what you gotta do...
#268 - mericaisgreat (03/08/2013) [-]
HFW she finally caught on..
HFW she finally caught on..
User avatar #24 - weenieandthebutt (03/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
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