That escalated quickly. . A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blends who waves at him and says hello. He' s rather taken back, because he can' t
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That escalated quickly

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a
beautiful blends who waves at him and says
hello. He' s rather taken back, because he
can' t place where he knows
her from, he asks, "De you knew me?"
To which she replies, ''I think youve the
father of one of my kids."
New he thinks back to the tolly time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
Oh my god, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I laid on the peel table
with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and
then stuck a Garret in my butt?" She replies,
No, I' m your son' s math teacher."
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#3 - anonymous (03/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
then why wouldnt she say father of one of my STUDENTS

retarded bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - waffies (03/08/2013) [-]
lots of teachers refer to their students as "their kids"....
#6 - jacklane (03/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
10 seconds into MS Paint and you could have done this.
User avatar #7 to #6 - udo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I think on the opposite side of perspective, watermarks are good. If he's going to post something that's not his, the least he could do is give credit to where it came from before.
User avatar #14 - browner (03/08/2013) [-]
well, that plummeted quickly
User avatar #15 - faithrider (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there was a commercial for v8 a couple years ago with this theme...
#12 - tehtrollface ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #2 - secretdestroyers (03/08/2013) [-]
Wasn't this joke in a juice commercial? Still funny, but I've heard variations of this joke before...
#21 - gafagear ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
FunSubstance.com?
FunSubstance.com?
User avatar #8 - burraki (03/08/2013) [-]
lightarcanine
#1 - anonymous (03/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #3221506 posted by notcowisbeast at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
the recipe is
combine 5 god gems with 10 super gems
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