A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a
beautiful blends who waves at him and says
hello. He' s rather taken back, because he
can' t place where he knows
her from, he asks, "De you knew me?"
To which she replies, ''I think youve the
father of one of my kids."
New he thinks back to the tolly time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
Oh my god, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I laid on the peel table
with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and
then stuck a Garret in my butt?" She replies,
No, I' m your son' s math teacher."