Skyrim sidequests in a nutshell

Oh god what am I doing

i love the end lol

source, for the love of god!

Skyrim poop.

*Gamer poop

Niggly Wiggley's Shibbledibble. That's why.

wat is happening in your gif

loved skyrim but i also felt the quest were lacking,especially the dark brotherhood quest, no stealth was necessary except during the bonus missions and the quest were you kill the captains son...compared to oblivion where if you weren't stealthy you were screwed

I know man, I still think the question in oblivion where you have to infiltrate the party and pretend to be a guest while killing off the other guest was my favourite, nothing in skyrim even came close to it.

it was like murder on the orient express.....except you ARE the murderer.
gif somewhat related

FUCKING best quest ever.

i'm tempted to get the game again just for that quest.

that was actually my favorite oblivion quest...and i noticed a grammatical mistake i made earlier so *where*

SHIT, I DROPPED MY SHOFFLEDOFFLE IN VALLENDRUNGOBOBO, FIGHT SOME DRAUGR AND GET IT BACK.

Skyrim: My daughter is was kidnapped! Go kill dragur

the skyrim AI never changes either
each different enemy attacks and behaves exactly the same as the one before it.

Morrowind: Some monsters took over [location I own]. Go kill them plox.
Oblivion: My followers are stuck in my plane of Oblivion! You must be level # to help.
Skyrim: Go fetch my shit plox. I'll give you a sweet roll.

Dark Souls: Go die 30 times trying to kill a fat guy and pikachu

I agree.

cannot read anything in that gif.

"Iron boots of lifting"

it honestly shouldn't been a gif, it doesn't need it.

That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

But the combat was awful in Morrowwind, at least to me and the general public.

I don't think I blocked at any point during my first playthrough, dual wielded allthe way like a motherfucker.

you probably played one of the lower difficulty levels
also you're bragging about making the game simpler
I bet you can even 1 shot things in that game

1st playthrough expert.
I went mage on master so I didn't really get into cqc.
Your argument contradicts itself, either it's too simple because you just have to block or it's too simple because you don't have to block. They're mutually exclusive. Furthermore I didn't set out to make it simple, I set out to make it 'fun'.
Also, ith the stealth crits I can one shot more or less anything that isn't a legendary dragon.
Get off your dildo saddled high horse you elitist faggot.

my argument is that the AI in the game never changes
alduin is the same as every dragon but you need to use a special shout
when did i contradict myself
obviously if you aren't using a shield you're just going to click attack all the time

You complained that it's boring and simple to just take turns blocking and then said a play style that didn't involve blocking was too simple.
You're right about the AI, but the different environments make each battle slightly different.
I can't think of any game where at the very least same enemy types do not follow the same patterns.

if you want to talk about enemy types, there's 4 in skyrim: melee, bow, spell, dragon

if you get low health, you can pause the game and heal yourself too

You can do that in Morrowind too...

I just bought morrowind a few days ago and I already like it better than skyrim and oblivion.

I like to switch it up a lot, but I never block, I always dual wield or use a spell in one hand, its way too easy to just dodge out of the way and slowly whittle people down with a dagger or flames but I find it easier to block anyway, so ya gotta keep it interesting. Right?

how is a game where you don't get hit interesting

Because it takes effort to avoid getting hit. Like for instance: Dwarven Spheres, I can dodge one of their attacks without any effort, and the other 2 that they have makes me examine exactly how they move, and my dodge perfectly, and even then it still takes a lot of practice to get it sometimes.

Blocking is for the weak, I take my great sword and cram it down their throat. It turns shields into splintered bits of despair.

"i take my great sword and cram it down their throat"
so you have reduced an already simple fighting system to a single left click

"so you have reduced an already simple fighting system" simple as opposed to what?

fucking mario 64 has better AI

i can see you didn't care for skyrim, cool.

street fighter, tekken, virtua fighter

a game who's main selling point is fighting has a better fighting system than skyrim.

HOW 'BOUT 'DAT SHIT?

all the ninja gaidens
all the devil may crys

DMC was pretty simple, only a couple of buttons used for attacks. dark souls is in essence simple in that all you needed to do is block or dodge then attack. can't say for ninja gaiden, because never played it

as far as calling the combat system "only a couple of buttons used for attacks" and "in essense simple in that all you needed to do is block or dodge then attack", in DMC the enemy AI was so varied and aggressive you had to time and coordinate your attacks accordingly. in demon's/dark souls you had to take into account the attacks of your enemy, how many enemies there were (and when there was more than 1, the difficulty of the situation always greatly increased), your environment to see if you will hit a wall when you swing, and each weapon you used had a different set of attacks, changing the way you attack and use your stamina which was a huge variable in your fighting style.

>2012+1
>not using snorlax's hammer
>pic related

as opposed to the AI in say, demon's souls and dark souls

implying dar/demon's souls wasn't a block fest.

dark*

the AI was different for each enemy. it's a challenge, and you aren't allowed to stop the game mid-fight and heal if you get low health. dying matters. boss fights were different each time, and required you to study the attack patterns before attacking

when did you do any of that in skyrim?

boss fights were different each time because the bosses weren't the same creature. they required you to study their attack patterns because they were bosses, they're suppose to be hard. most of the human/undead enemies had similar AI. the ring of sacrifice made death pointless, and it was relatively simple to get them. the only thing i can't argue is the healing, because skyrim's healing system was retarded. also, if you died to anything on dark souls before reaching quelaag, you're either new to the game, or just plain bad.

That's what i was implying anon, there was only one boss, and he used the same AI as one of the stronger monsters in the game, because he was one.

you forgot SUPER FERAL MAD RAGE SPERGLORD ZOMBIE

glad we both agree skyrim never did any of those things

because it never needed to, it and dark souls kept me entertained in two separate ways, dark souls kept me thinking about combat, while skyrim's laid back combat system let me focus on the story and the lore.

i agree to that
I never made any comments towards the game's other content (albeit a little predictable, still entertaining)

BACON

Fixed.

XDDDD So fahhny joek