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#41 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
mfw when people tell me they don't plan on ever getting married and/or having children
#72 to #41 - mattcris (03/07/2013) [-]
I don't plan on either one of those. Is there something wrong with that?
User avatar #74 to #72 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
It simply means you'll be lonely all your life like the old man in the 4th panel.
#78 to #74 - mattcris (03/08/2013) [-]
Sooo.......friends, and my current family means nothing? And instead of kids, I can just have pets, a lot cheaper and easier to take care of.
User avatar #80 to #78 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Current family means nothing after your parents die. And pets can't take care of you when you grow old?
User avatar #63 to #41 - thisotherdude (03/07/2013) [-]
I don't plan on it, not saying there isn't a chance it won't happen but I sure as hell am not and never will plan for it, that's not the kind of **** you plan for.
User avatar #75 to #63 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
You'll be planning on it soon enough, you're too young to understand.
User avatar #79 to #75 - thisotherdude (03/08/2013) [-]
Will you be planning on taking a **** ? Things like this just happen, you can't run around, find some random girl, and say "okay, so I'll marry her in about 4 years, better go say hi after I finish my timeline of what will happen over the span of those years"

Also, what's wrong with not getting married? Most marriages end in **** anyway, of all the people I've known my whole life only like 1 or 2 of them have been happily married or have parents that are happily married.
#51 to #41 - mugigs (03/07/2013) [-]
getting married and having kids just gives you more to lose... why the **** would i want that? I'm not going to live in paranoia
User avatar #76 to #51 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
Just a random question, who's gonna take care of you when you're old age. If you go to a retirement home, who's going to visit you?
#84 to #76 - mugigs (03/08/2013) [-]
Pornhub, it will always take care of me. Plus I would be really pissed off if i ended up reaching age 40, I would probably just get heavily into drugs in order to start killing myself, in a good way. If I started depending on people, I would lose control of myself and everything would just be a lot more confusing.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
How old are you? You do realize that your brain and personality will change as you get older. At an old age, porn won't interest you. You arn't gonna be a horny **** teenager all your life, and your dick will stop working.
Also you can kill yourself in drugs, but it's gonna make you feel terrible.
#59 to #51 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
If you never had it, you already lost it.
User avatar #62 to #59 - thisotherdude (03/07/2013) [-]
What terrible logic is that? You can't lose that which you never had.
#64 to #62 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Let me put it in robot terms for you. If you never had something to lose, then you had exactly that, nothing.
#50 to #41 - gcaboose (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm not saying I don't want to get married or have kids, I'm just saying I should NOT get married and/or have kids. It would either give me a headache or create a douche.or maybe both...
I'm not saying I don't want to get married or have kids, I'm just saying I should NOT get married and/or have kids. It would either give me a headache or create a douche.or maybe both...
User avatar #77 to #50 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
Just a random question, who's gonna take care of you when you're old age. If you go to a retirement home, who's going to visit you?
User avatar #88 to #77 - gcaboose (03/08/2013) [-]
My grandfather takes care of himself and he ain't in a retirement home.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
He must be lonely.
Anyway when people die of "old age" they slowly deteriorate. Their bodies slowly get crummier and crummier. No matter what, the last ten years of someone's old life will be ****** . Your grampa can take care of himself because he has life left in him. Eventually, and this goes for all old people, he won't be able to.
User avatar #90 to #89 - gcaboose (03/09/2013) [-]
He had 7 kids, they all got married and produced more kids that visit him every week, so nah he ain't lonelly and I know about my grandfather getting weaker. I'm gonna make sure it won't happen to me
User avatar #91 to #90 - Leopard (03/09/2013) [-]
You just proved me right. Without having children, your life will be miserable at old age. Also, you can't stop it from happening to you.
#92 to #91 - gcaboose (03/09/2013) [-]
Speak to me in 65 years when i become a monk
User avatar #43 to #41 - Smidgit (03/07/2013) [-]
whats the problem with that?
I want to be a war reporter
not ideal conditions for raising a family
User avatar #47 to #43 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
Why a war reporter?
User avatar #83 to #70 - Smidgit (03/08/2013) [-]
Got it in one my friend.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Smidgit (03/07/2013) [-]
many reasons
mostly to do with wanting everyone to be aware of the suffering going on with citizens and make them aware that they're not just countries full of bad people that type of thing
User avatar #73 to #48 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
That's nice, but you have a good chance of DYING.
User avatar #81 to #73 - Smidgit (03/08/2013) [-]
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT
I am well aware of the risks but someone has to do it therefore why not me? I want to do something useful. Or something I consider useful anyway
I'm 19 and although I'm surrounded by people happily married its just not for me.
User avatar #82 to #81 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Why? Because you might not die because you are in the line of fire. You might not die because you are in a war zone. You will die because war reporters are targeted..
User avatar #87 to #82 - Smidgit (03/08/2013) [-]
I know all of this and the risks and that but if everyone let something like that stop them from doing something worthwhile then the world would be a much worse place
not that I'm saying I could improve the world.
#42 to #41 - EnergizierAnon (03/07/2013) [-]
MFW i don't plan on getting married or having kids.
MFW i don't plan on getting married or having kids.
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