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Don't tell mom

File: -( 13 KB, 400x300, evil butterrape)
in tth grade
Repent class making gingerbread houses
Sschool is almost ever but i have an immediate need to piss
Eeveryone is standing behind their desk (as tradition) readthe leave
4 feel a stream coming out my wiener
h **** Oh ****
beleve as close to the desk as I can get SC) ene can see beneath my
piss is going down my pants. well hidden
nervously but ene notices
4 see that the piss isn' t going to stop until I' m finished
to relax and great relief of peeing en the floor
Treacher dismisses us as i finish
4 speed walkie the bus. using my gingerbread house as a Governor my soaking pants
an bus. hop in the front seat. my pants are now starting to become extremely uncomfortable
4 push up against the window's avoid conflict. nobody can smell er see my piss
kids see me burled up and awkwardly positioned
ask me why I leek SC) seared
HI den' t know"
re eell about it but i was still freaking out
4 make it effete bus and to my house
Emission Complete. HIDE points
backto school the next day
have eur sst grade "reading buddies" eema in
the desks have been pushed to the side ofthe ream forthe occasion
llst graders told to sit en the floor
MMFW sst grader sits in my piss
MMFW he gets blamed fer it
ACTUALLY believes he just pissed noticing
4' m free
MMFW He cries and a teacher helps him out ofthe ream
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#5 - thapizzakillr (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
one time in kindergarten we sang idk what song but we lined up our seats in rows and we stood up to sing in front of everyone's parents. i don't know what sort of twisted idea i had but i edged her seat away with my foot and as we all sat down, she fell on the floor. i thought it was funny but then she started crying and her parents and the teacher flipped 						****					. they never found out that i did it.
one time in kindergarten we sang idk what song but we lined up our seats in rows and we stood up to sing in front of everyone's parents. i don't know what sort of twisted idea i had but i edged her seat away with my foot and as we all sat down, she fell on the floor. i thought it was funny but then she started crying and her parents and the teacher flipped **** . they never found out that i did it.
#19 - beerholder (03/07/2013) [-]
>kindergarten   
>Kid in my class started to 						****					 his pants   
>someone says "it smells like oranges in here"   
>asks teacher to go to bathroom   
>he couldn't go alone, so I get picked to go with him   
>on the hallway going to the bathroom, I smell oranges   
>he goes in stall, I sit in front of stall like a 5 year old with no sense of what privacy is   
>he scoops a handful of 						****					 from his pants   
>man, that orange smell gets intense   
>I think he eats an orange and doesn't want to share   
>start craving oranges really bad now   
>he comes out I ask "hey, were you eating orange in there?"   
>"of course not", suspicious as 						****					.   
>notice he keeps his hand hidden because it was full of 						****					   
>gotcha   
>grab his hand, exposing green 						****					 of pestilential proportions.   
>mfw I never seen green 						****					 IRL, whatsorceryisthis   
>spent months trying to replicate orange smelling green 						****
>kindergarten
>Kid in my class started to **** his pants
>someone says "it smells like oranges in here"
>asks teacher to go to bathroom
>he couldn't go alone, so I get picked to go with him
>on the hallway going to the bathroom, I smell oranges
>he goes in stall, I sit in front of stall like a 5 year old with no sense of what privacy is
>he scoops a handful of **** from his pants
>man, that orange smell gets intense
>I think he eats an orange and doesn't want to share
>start craving oranges really bad now
>he comes out I ask "hey, were you eating orange in there?"
>"of course not", suspicious as **** .
>notice he keeps his hand hidden because it was full of ****
>gotcha
>grab his hand, exposing green **** of pestilential proportions.
>mfw I never seen green **** IRL, whatsorceryisthis
>spent months trying to replicate orange smelling green ****
User avatar #16 - beatmasterz (03/07/2013) [-]
"Needless to say that was the end of my career as a teacher."
#25 - skords (03/07/2013) [-]
**skords rolled a random image posted in comment #53083 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** I dont know why butt i was hurt.
User avatar #7 - lavitts (03/07/2013) [-]
Why did they not clean that floor?
User avatar #34 - anonefg (03/07/2013) [-]
>kindergarden
>ask teache if i can go to bathoom
>'no'
>piss myself afte waiting 20 minutes
>no one noticed my pee
>few hours later
>ask teacher if i can go to bathoom
>'no'
>piss myself again
>everyone found out this time
#14 - Ulmer (03/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - ilovetocuddle (03/07/2013) [-]
In forth grade my Teacher pulled the "I don't know CAN you go to the bathroom" routine. The kid tried to hold it but when the flood gate failed he refused to piss his pants so he went over to the side of the room and pissed on the wall.
#23 - sweetellie (03/07/2013) [-]
I peed on the floor in year 1 during circle time. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet because of circle time..   
Needless to say, everyone noticed.
I peed on the floor in year 1 during circle time. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet because of circle time..
Needless to say, everyone noticed.
#22 - Nameloc (03/07/2013) [-]
>be in 1st grade   
>everythings normal in class   
>suddenly urge to piss   
>raise hand to ask to go to bathroom   
>start pissing myself   
>						******					.jpg   
>lower hand, the deed is done   
>class is getting ready to leave for lunch   
>						************					   
>realize hand-me-down shirt is super long   
>get up from desk to get ready to line up   
>hold the bottom of shirt down with hands, covering the entire piss stain   
>go through rest of day like this (too embarrassed to go to nurse)   
>MFW I walked around school with piss pants and no one noticed
>be in 1st grade
>everythings normal in class
>suddenly urge to piss
>raise hand to ask to go to bathroom
>start pissing myself
> ****** .jpg
>lower hand, the deed is done
>class is getting ready to leave for lunch
> ************
>realize hand-me-down shirt is super long
>get up from desk to get ready to line up
>hold the bottom of shirt down with hands, covering the entire piss stain
>go through rest of day like this (too embarrassed to go to nurse)
>MFW I walked around school with piss pants and no one noticed
#20 - kaslin (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this kid is a dick
#6 - anonymous (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't you change your pants the next day? O.o
#10 to #6 - Deanoss (03/07/2013) [-]
he did, obviously but the puddle of piss is exactly where his desk is
#4 - isolotop (03/07/2013) [-]
I actually feel really bad for the little kid
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#39 - mrcocoabeans (03/07/2013) [-]
>3rd grade   
>very very important national test   
>really need to piss   
>i was the last person into class so i got the teachers chair   
>the soft foamy ones   
>ask to go to toilet   
>teacher says no   
>piss in chair   
>soaks mostly into chair   
>everyone stands up and walks out   
>im sitting there   
>						**********					.jpg   
>teacher asks me why i wont leave   
>grim smile on my face... miss, i peed, in your chair   
>teachers face when
>3rd grade
>very very important national test
>really need to piss
>i was the last person into class so i got the teachers chair
>the soft foamy ones
>ask to go to toilet
>teacher says no
>piss in chair
>soaks mostly into chair
>everyone stands up and walks out
>im sitting there
> ********** .jpg
>teacher asks me why i wont leave
>grim smile on my face... miss, i peed, in your chair
>teachers face when
User avatar #33 - RisenLichen ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
What kind of dirty ass school doesn't clean their classrooms after the day is done?
#41 - oliphan (03/07/2013) [-]
Since everyone is sharing weird nursery/infant school (I'm a Britfag so I don't call it kindergarten) I guess I'd better share mine.
>Be in infant school
>Sitting on floor listening to teacher talk about some ****
>All the kids around me are tightly packed together as it was a small-ish room without much floorspace
>Kid behind me vomits
>Some goes on another kid's arm and I feel a load of it hit my back
>The teacher takes the kid that vomited out
>Other kid that got vomited on complains and points to sick on arm
>Teacher lets him go to change clothes
>I tell her that I got vomited on
>She asks me to show her
>I tell her that it's on my back but I can't physically twist round to point it out, so I turn my back to her to show it
>She's blind as a bat and for some reason she can't see it and doesn't believe me
>I have to sit there for 10 minutes with my back covered in sick
>Finally the headmaster comes in to talk to her about something (he was actually pretty cool guy)
>Before he can speak to the teacher I complain about the sick on my back
>The teacher tells him there's nothing but he takes a look and sees it immediately
>MFW I get to miss the rest of the lesson to go and change
>MFW the teacher gets told off by the headmaster and is made to apologise to me for not letting me go to change clothes
User avatar #8 - willindor (03/07/2013) [-]
You clever devil.
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