THAT IS NOT AMAZING!!!

That's a DEFCON 5 shitbomb right there, that's pretty damn impressive

You think it's amazing? Go clean it, like I have to at work. Go put up with it, even one day, without giving up, vomiting, or leaving it for the next guy. Tell me how fucking amazing it is then!!!

You have people pull that shit at your work? Is it Taco Bell?

No, I work at a McDonald's on a Thruway plaza. We get truckers and assholes doing this shit.

Yup that'll do it. I worked in a hotel for a while, people do some horrible things to places they know they'll never come back to

It's just... I know I wouldn't have a job if people didn't do it... But that kind of attitude infects other things they do, making them more of an asshole than others...


Signature:
Your Death, must not be a tease...
Your Breath, it must at once cease...
Eternally shrouded,
Judgements unclouded,
This is the power you have clouted.
My life rebounds,
And I yearn for those sounds.
The rending of flesh from bone.
The screams as it is re-sewn...
Your Death, I shall make as I please.

Defcon 1

The ratings go from 1 the highest to 5 the lowest.
It's a common mistake

For some reason that was my first guess but then i second guessed myself to lowest to highest....should have known the government would make something ass backwards.