Stories, please

Oh jeez... The horrors...

Story one. Coming into work, get assigned bathroom duty while the other guy gets outside. We share the dining room area. Notice an absolutely sickening smell, think it's a toilet that needs flushing. People put way too much faith in automatic devices, by the way... Anyways, start looking for toilet. Day is not very busy, and only one stall seems occupied, and no others need flushing. So I grab the odor neutralizer and get rid of stench, thinking to clean when occupied stall empties. An hour passes, stall still closed, check under door, no feet. Previous worker locked stall due to being a lazy dipshit. Grab broom, open door, brown stall. Whole, FUCKING, STALL!!! Down the walls, all over the toilet, caked and dried. Previous worker had mopped the floor, so I didn't see it earlier... Took almost three hours to clean, and on one of the walls, the shit caked together and broke off as one giant whole that got into my hair, my mouth, and down my clothes... Had to get new clothes and bathe in the janitor closet... My face after the wall fell on me.

here....just imagine the previouse workers neck in the place of the computer for this gif...

Yep. I reamed his ass out the next day. He saw me coming and tried to hightail it.

You poor magnificent bastard.

Oh god XD Damn dude, thank you for literally putting up with our shit

Needless to say... I don't find posts about people bragging about the time they did something like this funny.