Well, Maybe A Little

i didn't realize it was possible to unword a set of letters

What about a lock smith?

Fair warning this gift is pretty long but funny as hell

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That gave me a headache.

Accept him and thou shall be saved

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.)

First the hollynoddlyness, Suggestions:

I suggest we team up, merge our believers into one Armada and take over the planet. Together we shall bring salvation to this planet!

And livers for me, but i prefer liver from children

Your words are wise, let it be so. Our believers are wise enough to see the true paths combined.

But leave the Parmesan factories for me.

As long as I get to keep my livers, I am happy. Pray tell, what shall you do when the deed is done?

Thy noodlynees requests beer in the afternoon, that and football. Art thou prepared for the glorious event?

*brings beer* I am most prepared, let us toast for this glorious moment!

Let it be!

I must admit something to do, promise me thou shan't be angry

I art a forgiving god, speak and be heard.

I'm a horse

Then i speak to thee. Stay away from my blessed lasagna! Thy art not belonging there.

I still want the livers, for it is most delicious

Bring thy beer and his noodlynees will bring thee livers.

*changes back to Raptor form* Let the rain of conquest begin!