Australia

>I spent a huge chink of my life in Australia
>a huge chink of my life in
>huge chink

IN AUSTRALIA

Well played sir. Well fucking played.

Ey yo bich yu gon get forcey fun timed

lost it at:
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"

Fucking "Meat Water" and "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"

Lost it at
"peepee friction pleasure"

god this is such a reposted comment...

I read all of it, A+ funny as hell

Legally, I can call whatever the fuck I want "chips". MURICA MUDAFUKA.

thats why i said labeled and not called you call call them shit sticks if you so choose but they are not allowed to put chips on the packaging

Shit sticks.

Got these for you

For those of you wondering what he means:
Pringles were the first potato based chip product to be made by not liceing potatoes and frying, but baking dehydrated potato flakes. Frito lay and others lobbyied for the chips to have a name change. the FDA agreed and ruled that they could not claim to be chips on the grounds of how they were made...It is speculated if this had never happened that pringles would have a massive threshold on the chip market.

I learned this from foodnetwork's Unwrapped with Marc summers... but here it mention s this whole dispute close enough for citation

I just spent a whole 10 mins looking for the information proving the factual statement you provided, and my research comes to a statement I declare false, and require proof please.

Sigh...
Pringles were the first potato based chip product to be made by not liceing potatoes and frying, but baking dehydrated potato flakes. Frito lay and others lobbyied for the chips to have a name change. the FDA agreed and ruled that they could not claim to be chips on the grounds of how they were made...It is speculated if this had never happened that pringles would have a massive threshold on the chip market.

I learned this from foodnetwork's Unwrapped with Marc summers... but here it mention s this whole dispute close enough for citation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringles

Your Izzet ass teaches me something each time we encounter.

I appear where I am needed

Quite the stoic rebuttal.

niggah, fuck " freedom "

Why not?

Yeah they are called "crisps"

Cuntnetticut

I can't decide who uses the word cunt more working class Brits or Australians ahaha

Man you need to be a real fucking wanker to believe that.

Believe what?

I didn't even realise you were making a joke

Wanker is commonly said among common brit slang such as Cunt and fucking.

Oh I know that... you're joke was just shite clearly

*your
That's a first.

No you were just too much of a fucking wanker to get the joke. Cunt.

Wanker is slang for dick,
like cunt is slang for pussy.

A GOLDEN gaytime, thank you very much.

Fuck you now I want one but there's no servos open yet.

What's a servo, mate?
- you friendly internet Yankee.

Cross between a gas station and a convenience store.

Service station, milk bar, place other than a supermarket where I can go to get a delicious faggy time. ...I typed that, though 'glory hole' yet still, I like the wording, just unfortunate in combination with a service station...

in australia we shorten the name of any place and add "o" to the end of it

i.e. servo (service station) bottle-o (bottle shop) wait, you do call them bottle shops right? uh "place where i purchase liquor" yep thats a bottle-o

We call them "liquor stores" in the US :) we even have drive-thru liquor stores!

some of us more technical Canadians call it "incomplete poutine", just so we remember what's what.

that right there is why i love Canada. why cant the other colonies be as cool as you guys.

Poutine master race

oh gawd that look delicious.

fucking love poutine, i have one almost every week at my school. the only bad thing is instead of cheese curds its just shredded cheese.

How dare you disgrace our beloved food like that?

its them not me

They now have bacon poutine at Burger King. I know what I'm going to make soon.

Dya'll ever try that with white gravy? The brown stuff just tastes...weird to me, frankly.

I don't even know what white gravy is. All the times I've seen gravy made it was from drippings (from turkey or beef) and was brown. What's it like?

guy was selling it in anchorage last summer. we just called it the canadian heart attack

Poutine.... I suddenly want some.

Poutine numbah 1 food

Only time i have Poutine without gravy and cheese is when i have salt and vinegar, drown that bitch in vinegar.

In toronto we only call it putine if it has cheese and gravy

That's the joke

thats a weird joke

it just wouldn't be the same if spongebob called him "crisp"

I have not. what are they?

chips

Behold

Reminds me of USA's Bugles.

Delicious. At Spain, they're called "3D's". Anywhere else?

The best flavor of Bugles.

they are like cheetos but rings

Otter ^>^

I haven't. They sound like a strangely tasty disease.

What about me?

lost it at peepee friction pleasure

beef wellington ensemble with lettuce.....

'Murica!

**anthonyh rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Meanwhile At Burger King.... ** mfw "meat water"

Fuck yeah! First thing I noticed

I've never had these before

i have a different brand n newzealand but it looks like the same thing

And also a philosopher.