True Facts. Bill Nye Tho. Did you know? Bill Nye invented a time machine to go back in time and free the slaves under the alias Abraham Lincoln. r if r I. Jack Black joined him to help with the American War for Independence. Has anyone ever
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - RageRambo
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Jack Black joined him to help with the American War for Independence.
#23 to #16 - roddor
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User avatar #24 to #23 - RageRambo
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That is Paul Revere. He warned the Colonists of a British attack...
#25 to #24 - roddor
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User avatar #26 to #25 - RageRambo
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They have a time machine.
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#28 to #27 - RageRambo
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User avatar #80 to #25 - greenthegunstar
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It was a joint effort.
#37 - thatmexican
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Nicolas Cage decided to help bill in the fight for equal rights
User avatar #40 to #37 - Dantee
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nah, he's just a vampire...

but wait ... Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ... wasn't that effective obviously
#33 - rytul
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User avatar #50 to #33 - srhkid
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**srhkid rolls 63** Free the *****
User avatar #73 to #33 - potatofarm
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**potatofarm rolls 42**
User avatar #76 to #33 - iamzombie
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**iamzombie rolls 05** imma go get me sum chiggen
#44 to #33 - anon id: 69265132
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**anonymous rolls 59** leave my friend alone.
#55 to #33 - anon id: b5eaaf88
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**anonymous rolls 99** Anon here rolling for rights.
#88 to #55 - secondlawprevails
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HFW he could have logged in
HFW he could have logged in
User avatar #61 to #55 - anonomoz
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anon is the guy
User avatar #57 to #55 - anikinskywalker
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Hmmm... an anon actually did something good for once.
Unless the dark skinned man in the picture is a bad guy...
#56 to #55 - nephrithotroll
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#59 to #33 - anon id: 80e6bddb
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aewhhh sheiiit
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#104 to #33 - bariummanisback
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**bariummanisback rolls 00** *roll 2* *roll 2*
#105 to #104 - bariummanisback
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#34 to #33 - rytul
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**rytul rolls 87**
#35 to #34 - rytul
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User avatar #4 - illshowyouletters
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But wait, wasn't Lincoln assassinated? So then how is Bill Nye still alive?
#21 to #4 - anon id: e248c6ae
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He obviously faked his own death, he's a ******* genius!!!
User avatar #9 to #4 - bjorntheberserk
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Implying he went back in time already and not in the future.

Like when the day comes where Bill Nye vanishes from the world or "dies" that is when he went back in time.
User avatar #10 to #4 - dunkleosteus
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Bill planned the assassination to escape from the past, knowing his job was done.
User avatar #12 to #4 - psykobear
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"Time Travel"
Becomes scientist, then travels back in time (when we last see Bill Nye, ever), frees slaves, gets assassinated.
#85 - mayomanmaster
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Bill Nye the Nazi Spy
#102 to #85 - iusememeswrongly
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HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL,
HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL,
Bill Nye the Nazi Spy
User avatar #58 - DrBobsPatient
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A time machine can only take you back as far as to the date that the time machine was created.
User avatar #60 to #58 - thatoneweirdguy
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That's one theory
#62 to #58 - twilightsparkleftw
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You just blew my mind.
User avatar #63 to #58 - pebar
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So far what has been proven is that when you approach the speed of light, the universe around you ages faster.
Basically time machines can only go forward, not back.
User avatar #64 to #63 - DrBobsPatient
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nuh uh *pushes glasses higher up*... superman could go back in time
User avatar #71 to #58 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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Your referring to a certain type of time machine, which is really a totally pointless argument as all time machines are strictly theoretical; including the type that you just described.

We don't even know for sure that time travel is possible, we just don't currently know of any natural laws that forbid it.
#78 to #58 - anon id: ad511226
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Wrong! You could freeze yourself and then just wait til the right time :P
Well in theory that is....
User avatar #87 to #58 - restrict
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so he died before being born?

interesting..
#101 to #58 - anon id: 9dad3363
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How would the machine know when it was built? What if aliens built one billions of light years away? Does it not count? How does making the machine change the fabric of time and make it now acceptable to pass through time right when it was made? bull **** theory
User avatar #65 to #58 - ludislavonac
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That's just a theory, we won't know for sure until we try
#69 to #58 - biggrand
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Implying the global elite didnt make one in 1779 during the war of 1812
User avatar #77 to #58 - akkere
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>implying Aliens didn't lend us a time machine when they helped us build the Pyramids

Do you even conspiracy theory?
#53 - eliphas
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Considering that Abraham Lincoln is dead, that means that Bill Nye should have disappeared forever, when he went back in time.

So surely, what you mean to say, is that he WILL invent a time machine, and free the slaves?
#54 to #53 - anon id: b5eaaf88
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(He was Booth too.)
User avatar #66 to #53 - Davidowns
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That doesn't make any sense. Bill Nye wasn't from that time, he went back to that time... so if he died that doesn't mean he never existed.
#18 - ounerify
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I'm calling ******** on this one
I'm calling ******** on this one
#19 - Cleavland Steamer
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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I...I...I actually have no issue with this