I found this in the bathroom stall today. I couldn't stop laughing my ass off.. Here I sit broken hearted Came to shit but only fatred
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I found this in the bathroom stall today

I couldn't stop laughing my ass off

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Submitted: 03/05/2013
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#3 - lazylazarus ONLINE (03/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit but only fatred
User avatar #1 - masri (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here i sit in stinky vapor
when someone stole the toilet paper
shall i go or shall i linger
or shall be forced to use my finger

got it from a disgusting facts book i read as a kid, 9 years ago...for some reason i still remember it
#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
To the people complaining about improper grammar, It is a bathroom stall.
#18 - dangosevenonethree (03/06/2013) [-]
Now I sit, contemplating
Will they hear me masturbating?
User avatar #29 - dashgamer (03/06/2013) [-]
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the what's written on the walls.
User avatar #24 - whatasickname (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Personal favorite:
Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit, but only farted.
User avatar #26 to #24 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
I know some day I'll take the chance
Try to fart and shit my pants.
#19 - elchimpanc (03/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Am I really the only one wondering why there is a coat hanger in a toilet stall?
#22 to #19 - Zarrockk (03/06/2013) [-]
Yes, you are.

They're in there so you can hang your coat.

Would you want to shit on your coat?
#12 - devout feminist (03/06/2013) [-]
There was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
"He shit his pants, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #35 - darman (03/06/2013) [-]
Trips to the bathroom aren't so fun
If you number two looks like number one
Liquid and slimy all over the throne
A smelly wet ass and a kidney stone
#28 - devout feminist (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wrote one just like that:
Here I Stand
Broken hearted
Tried to shit,
But only farted
User avatar #30 to #28 - clonesmustdie (03/06/2013) [-]
No, you didn't write it, you took it from someone else.
User avatar #9 - CrabFace (03/06/2013) [-]
Here i sit, quite elated. Came to shit, but masturbated.
User avatar #38 - CaptainPugwash (03/06/2013) [-]
You can paint this bathroom stall
Mask the writing on this wall
Hide the slanders once here etched
Cover up the dicks we've sketched

Take away our dirty jokes
Veil our log of chicken-chokes
Shroud our tales of getting laid
Or numbers of whom to degrade

But no matter how you strain
All your effort will be in vain
For every word will be rewritten
As long as man still sits here shittin'.
User avatar #15 - dggz (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was in a bar in my city last week and i went to the bathroom before i left
Writing on wall:
Here i sit so broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
#37 - moghulking (03/06/2013) [-]
Naw its:

Sitting on a stinking vapot
Wishing for some toliet paper
As i wait it starts to linger
Fuck it ill just use my finger
User avatar #27 - ryuuk (03/06/2013) [-]
how much longer must I linger
until I have to use my finger?
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#5 - devout feminist (03/06/2013) [-]
comment 2 is comment 1 and commment 3 is comment 2 and comment 1 is comment 3... well shit...
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