A Guide to Blacks 2. Here's the second one, enjoy it. I'll prolly make more guides, not necessarily racial ones but ya. Stay tuned in and thanks for the support blacks Goats
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A Guide to Blacks 2

A Guide to Blacks 2. Here's the second one, enjoy it. I'll prolly make more guides, not necessarily racial ones but ya. Stay tuned in and thanks for the support

Here's the second one, enjoy it. I'll prolly make more guides, not necessarily racial ones but ya. Stay tuned in and thanks for the support.

Tags: blacks | Goats
Due to support and requests I' m making a
second black guide, Prolly will make others too
depending on response here. Once again if you
are offended by anything here, just stfu and
get out
Someone pointed out before
that my African description
did not defect modern day war
torn AIDS striken Afric I So
here is the modern
Half of them are terrorists,
still as as rocks but just
with automatics, and the
other half are poor common
folk that are getting killed by
the insurgents Its a sad case
really the attrocities that are
being conencted in Africa that
inmost people don' t know
Then there are the athletic
blacks, The big
motherfuckers that can
pretty much dominate at any
m sport they want, other than
hockey and swingeing.
Physically superior to pretty
much everyone else their
main sports of specialty are
basketball, baseball, and
football Atleast the
American ones, all other
athletic blacks around the
world dominate in soccer Or
football. Or whatever you
call it.
Next up is the Jamaican, These
guys have one of the sweetest
accents of all tunes Many
wear dreadlocks as you can see
here, some of them wear their
hair up in sweet hats that I do
not know the name of, Some
are also Rastafarians, pretty
much the same thing except
m they smoke pot constantly. I
was going to use a picture of
Bob Marley but I figured that
i it would be ill
I can' t believe that I forgot
to mention black women’
These ghetto bitches have
enormous asses that for
some reason black guys like.
Most of their names end in
some form of -kesha. If you
ever see some of them
fighting BACK THE FUCK
OFF. Its like throwing two
wet cats in a bag, they are
seious as hell, they don' t
care about cheap shots
Southern Baptists have got to
be the most annoying
religious group up there right
next to Jehovah' s \\'ilness.
Their worship services
consist of "Halleluja", "Praise
Jesus," and "Oh lawdy." They
have choirs like this one
pictured. Although their
church does support a sense
of tight community bonds,
Now here' s some more individuals
This is Mr. T if you were too
duine to recognize ). He
pities the fool, Don' t be the
fool, He made an
appearance in wow earlier
this year, mowhawk
grenades could be used on
players to give them a Mr. T
Next IS Lando Calrissian.
Prolly didn' t spell that
right. He is the leader on
the Bespin mining
Colony As Han "Peter
Griffie's Solo pointed out,
guess how he got that
job? Goddamn
affirmative action that' s
how. He ends up
betrothing Han and
everyone to Vader but
nakes up for it in the end.
This one is dedicated to
getha who requested to put
Morgan Freeman in here
Morgan, I just don' t
know how to describe
Some of you have
seen his flowchart plotting
the roles he has taken from
God down to Miss Daisy' s
driver. Since he has been
pretty much every
occupation and held every
position of power I really
have no way to describe
who he is.
Now for the I have to present you with the
greatest black who ever lived That' s right.. here he is,
He worked incredibly hard and more than anyone
else to get the civil rights movement working and he
eventually succeeded There are very few people
among any race that had the courage and dedication
to do what this man did. So don' t call me a racist
bastard now.
This message is approved
by goats everywhere
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#40 - HoOh **User deleted account**
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(05/23/2010) [-]
No Lionel Richie? MJ? Jimi Hendrix?
User avatar #70 to #40 - gytha
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(05/23/2010) [-]
Rick James, bitch!!!

There are so many freakin' awesome black people in the music business that I wouldn't know where to start. James Brown? Barry White? Marvin Gaye?...... It makes my tiny brain hemorrage.
User avatar #41 to #40 - mrcrowley
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(05/23/2010) [-]
samel jackson?
User avatar #99 - Seritath
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(05/23/2010) [-]
User avatar #104 to #99 - apchabraja
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(05/23/2010) [-]
hes running away from black people wanting to fry him
User avatar #106 to #104 - SaveFJ
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(05/23/2010) [-]
give this man a medal of epic
User avatar #127 - zombiezandstuff
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(05/23/2010) [-]
would this be.....a ***********?
User avatar #129 to #127 - Xedan
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(05/23/2010) [-]
or negrology

sounds more legit
User avatar #135 to #129 - Truth
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(05/23/2010) [-]
wrong again, ************.
User avatar #143 to #135 - Xedan
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#88 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(05/23/2010) [-]
Morgan Freeman is God.
User avatar #90 to #88 - ZalgotheImminent
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(05/23/2010) [-]
that is a proven fact...
User avatar #65 - rwmwaffle
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(05/23/2010) [-]
HOW DID YOU SKIP OJ SIMPSON!?!?! He killed white people and got away with it!
User avatar #67 to #65 - rajivrkr
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(05/23/2010) [-]
how did you skip Michael Jackson?
User avatar #72 to #67 - gytha
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(05/23/2010) [-]
MJ is in a special category: People That Make You Go 'WTF'. It includes Marilyn Manson, Tiny Tim, CarrotTop, and Lady Gaga.
User avatar #144 to #72 - rajivrkr
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(05/24/2010) [-]
oh, i see. thanks
User avatar #30 - TheSchwartz
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(05/22/2010) [-]
What about black Europeans?
User avatar #31 to #30 - aflockofgoats [OP]
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(05/23/2010) [-]
what all 3 of them?
User avatar #1 - gytha
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(05/22/2010) [-]
Aaawww!! Thanks for the dedication! And there wasn't even any whoring involved. I feel loved!

Don't forget that Morgan Freeman was also on the original Electric Company. He had a big 'fro and was crazy cool even then.
User avatar #3 to #1 - aflockofgoats [OP]
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(05/22/2010) [-]
no problem, and i did not know that
User avatar #5 to #1 - MissJayPom
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(05/22/2010) [-]
I love Morgan Freeman, but my mom JUST missed and ALMOST named me Morgan. She should have. When I'm 18, I'm gonna change my name to Morgan. **** TO THE YEAH!
User avatar #21 - DampishFTW
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(05/22/2010) [-]
I hate to say it, but if Martin Luther King wasn't black, he would be alive. civil rights have been reached, but racism is a plague that can't be ended.

Need a reference, play ONE game of MW2 on XBL or PSN
#8 - Bromista **User deleted account**
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(05/22/2010) [-]
I think Morgan Freeman would fall under the successful negro category.
User avatar #4 - MaverickZero
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(05/22/2010) [-]
Still awesome. You should do one about James Earl Jones. He's like one of those people who seem like they'll never die. Period. Morgan Freeman's basically God lol.
User avatar #6 to #4 - gytha
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(05/22/2010) [-]
Wouldn't you love to hear a converstion between JEJ and Morgan Freeman?
User avatar #7 to #6 - MaverickZero
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(05/22/2010) [-]
It'd be freakin EPIC.