A Guide to Blacks 2. Here's the second one, enjoy it. I'll prolly make more guides, not necessarily racial ones but ya. Stay tuned in and thanks for the support
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A Guide to Blacks 2

Here's the second one, enjoy it. I'll prolly make more guides, not necessarily racial ones but ya. Stay tuned in and thanks for the support.

Tags: blacks | Goats
Due to support and requests I' m making a
second black guide, Prolly will make others too
depending on response here. Once again if you
are offended by anything here, just stfu and
get out
Someone pointed out before
that my African description
did not defect modern day war
torn AIDS striken Afric I So
here is the modern
Half of them are terrorists,
still as as rocks but just
with automatics, and the
other half are poor common
folk that are getting killed by
the insurgents Its a sad case
really the attrocities that are
being conencted in Africa that
inmost people don' t know
Then there are the athletic
blacks, The big
************* that can
pretty much dominate at any
m sport they want, other than
hockey and swingeing.
Physically superior to pretty
much everyone else their
main sports of specialty are
basketball, baseball, and
football Atleast the
American ones, all other
athletic blacks around the
world dominate in soccer Or
football. Or whatever you
call it.
Next up is the Jamaican, These
guys have one of the sweetest
accents of all tunes Many
wear dreadlocks as you can see
here, some of them wear their
hair up in sweet hats that I do
not know the name of, Some
are also Rastafarians, pretty
much the same thing except
m they smoke pot constantly. I
was going to use a picture of
Bob Marley but I figured that
i it would be ill
I can' t believe that I forgot
to mention black women’
These ghetto bitches have
enormous asses that for
some reason black guys like.
Most of their names end in
some form of -kesha. If you
ever see some of them
fighting BACK THE ****
OFF. Its like throwing two
wet cats in a bag, they are
seious as hell, they don' t
care about cheap shots
Southern Baptists have got to
be the most annoying
religious group up there right
next to Jehovah' s \\'ilness.
Their worship services
consist of "Halleluja", "Praise
Jesus," and "Oh lawdy." They
have choirs like this one
pictured. Although their
church does support a sense
of tight community bonds,
Now here' s some more individuals
This is Mr. T if you were too
duine to recognize ). He
pities the fool, Don' t be the
fool, He made an
appearance in wow earlier
this year, mowhawk
grenades could be used on
players to give them a Mr. T
Next IS Lando Calrissian.
Prolly didn' t spell that
right. He is the leader on
the Bespin mining
Colony As Han "Peter
Griffie's Solo pointed out,
guess how he got that
job? Goddamn
affirmative action that' s
how. He ends up
betrothing Han and
everyone to Vader but
nakes up for it in the end.
This one is dedicated to
getha who requested to put
Morgan Freeman in here
Morgan, I just don' t
know how to describe
Some of you have
seen his flowchart plotting
the roles he has taken from
God down to Miss Daisy' s
driver. Since he has been
pretty much every
occupation and held every
position of power I really
have no way to describe
who he is.
Now for the I have to present you with the
greatest black who ever lived That' s right.. here he is,
He worked incredibly hard and more than anyone
else to get the civil rights movement working and he
eventually succeeded There are very few people
among any race that had the courage and dedication
to do what this man did. So don' t call me a racist
bastard now.
This message is approved
by goats everywhere
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Submitted: 05/22/2010
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#40 - HoOh **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
No Lionel Richie? MJ? Jimi Hendrix?
User avatar #99 - Seritath (05/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#124 - anonymous (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Thats not martin luther king thats Martin luther King JR. but ur right about free man he is a beast

and hes some black joke
Why dont black people have dreams ??? ................ Cause the last one that had a dream got shot =D
User avatar #127 - zombiezandstuff (05/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
would this be.....a *********** ?
User avatar #129 to #127 - Xedan (05/23/2010) [-]
or negrology

sounds more legit
#88 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Morgan Freeman is God.
User avatar #65 - rwmwaffle (05/23/2010) [+] (3 replies)
HOW DID YOU SKIP OJ SIMPSON!?!?! He killed white people and got away with it!
User avatar #72 to #67 - gytha (05/23/2010) [-]
MJ is in a special category: People That Make You Go 'WTF'. It includes Marilyn Manson, Tiny Tim, CarrotTop, and Lady Gaga.
User avatar #30 - TheSchwartz (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What about black Europeans?
User avatar #31 to #30 - aflockofgoats (05/23/2010) [-]
what all 3 of them?
User avatar #1 - gytha (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Aaawww!! Thanks for the dedication! And there wasn't even any whoring involved. I feel loved!

Don't forget that Morgan Freeman was also on the original Electric Company. He had a big 'fro and was crazy cool even then.
#105 - TenaciousThomas (05/23/2010) [-]
Where are the black comedians like Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle???
User avatar #102 - pavdude (05/23/2010) [-]
For the next one, put Jimi Hendrix, Malcolm X, and Samuel L Jackson!
User avatar #95 - snail (05/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
wait....white ppl dont like asses ???!!!?!? 0_0
User avatar #86 - TheKyleBroflovskii (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Here are some people to add... Tupac, Biggie, Don King, Jesse Jackson, Oj simpson. Just to name a few.
#89 to #86 - anonymous (05/23/2010) [-]
Tupac is a rapper who got murdered, biggie is also a rapper but fat, Don King is a badass, Jesse Jackson is a racist piece of **** , and OJ is a lying sack of **** .
User avatar #21 - DampishFTW (05/22/2010) [-]
I hate to say it, but if Martin Luther King wasn't black, he would be alive. civil rights have been reached, but racism is a plague that can't be ended.

Need a reference, play ONE game of MW2 on XBL or PSN
#8 - Bromista **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
I think Morgan Freeman would fall under the successful negro category.
User avatar #4 - MaverickZero ONLINE (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Still awesome. You should do one about James Earl Jones. He's like one of those people who seem like they'll never die. Period. Morgan Freeman's basically God lol.
User avatar #131 - schmitty (05/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
totally read morgan freeman's part in his voice
User avatar #121 - KabutopsX (05/23/2010) [-]
teh red circle is goatse and there is a goat coming out of it
#93 - hillbillybilljo **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #87 - kevman (05/23/2010) [-]
what about george washington carver
he declined a job that would pay him $100,000 dollars a year to continue research
he discovered about 300 peanut-products
Sweet potato products
Soybeans into plastic
Wood shavings into synthetic marble
Cotton into paving blocks
Crop-rotation methods giving special stress to nitrogen replenishing role of legume products
#47 - AnonThisDude **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [+] (5 replies)
you sir have made me hate blacks even more. are you black? i would bet so. GTFO ****** ! And Martin luther king Jr didnt do anything but have a dream then got shot. he didnt DO anything.....why was he so great? i made a speach then died. Stupid ****** . i hope you dont dream at night, wouldnt want another ****** assassinated lol! and dreadlocks arent cool, its nappy hair twisted together that hasnt been washed in years, yea YEARS. ******* nasty. The true guide to blacks: ******* . Nuff said
User avatar #71 to #47 - gytha (05/23/2010) [-]
You, sir, will be in the next compilation, which will be called Dumbass Hating MFs That Need to STFU.
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