Bible : -8. "Associating with women who are having their periods" ............... -.-. Ia Gay Marriage Immoral Bananas: ma Ema Says So‘?. The last one is just sound advice.
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"Associating with women who are having their periods" ............... -.-

Ia Gay Marriage Immoral Bananas: ma Ema Says So‘?
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User avatar #25 - KayRed (03/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The last one is just sound advice.
#118 - steable (03/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These are rules by the Mosaic law. After Jesus died, the Mosaic law wasn't needed anymore. These rules were for the Israelites, so they would be recognized as God nation.
These are rules by the Mosaic law. After Jesus died, the Mosaic law wasn't needed anymore. These rules were for the Israelites, so they would be recognized as God nation.
#32 - keroberios (03/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
For everyone arguing the "Old vs New" Testiment issue.
Matthew 5:18 "I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."
Everything God has said, still applies, for ever.
User avatar #9 - ldial (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fags can't get married. Deal with it. At least you don't have to have to deal with divorce and all the ******** that would come with it. quit bitching queers
User avatar #13 to #9 - leglesslegolegolas (03/05/2013) [-]
Found the closet homo.
#110 - allytiger (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For those christians who think only following the new testament is ok

Matt 5 17-18
#111 to #110 - allytiger (03/06/2013) [-]
17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.
User avatar #20 - ilikeeatingcheese (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You guys know that statements in Leviticus are repealed in later writings right? If you plan to make fun of my religion actually read the ******* book at least.
#27 to #20 - software (03/06/2013) [-]
Ephesians 5:4 no cursing
User avatar #126 - opieman (03/06/2013) [-]
actually, that last one is pretty sound advice.
#114 - willindor (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why have a fake god that you cannot see when you can have a physical god kicking all sorts of ass?
#23 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
SO let me get this straight...
Christians woke up one day and said... " hang on a sec, i really dig some of these things... i mean lobster and prawns rock... bugger it, we shall write a new book sorta similar but allowing us to do some of the stuff we like. All the things we dont like we shall leave in."
Is that how it went down? If you have a set of rules you cant just change them because you wanto shave or eat bacon but at the same time hide from your own fears behind a god.
User avatar #33 to #30 - mattdoggy (03/06/2013) [-]
It can be seen at the start of the New Covenant at Matthew 27: 50-51a. When Jesus cried out one last time and gave up his spirit it was reported that at the same time the Veil in the Jewish temple that divided the Holy of Holies was ripped apart. The veil was 60 feet tall and over 4 inches thick and was made so that horses tied to each end couldn't pull it apart (1 Kings 6: 2)There were hundreds of accounts from the Jews, Roman soldiers, and other assorted people that this divider could be heard being torn all throughout Jerusalem. This was showing God no longer was honoring the old covenant between himself and mankind and was leaving his place. More importantly he opened up the Holy of Holies to mankind, not just the few Jewish priests. By removing the old covenant, the old rules were removed too, and Jesus set up a new covenant with new rules (Hebrews 8: 13).
User avatar #15 - Maroon (03/05/2013) [-]
Leviticus sure is a cunt
#145 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/06/2013) [-]
what would jesus say....
#144 - treborsivad (03/06/2013) [-]
Who the **** would want to associate with women having periods anyway?
User avatar #117 - zapgod (03/06/2013) [-]
well I'm an atheist easy but i agree with the last bit
User avatar #98 - jimmygreen (03/06/2013) [-]
is it just me or is that guy high as ****
#52 - repostsrepost (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because football totally existed in the ancient Jewish world
#54 to #52 - veryspecialagent (03/06/2013) [-]
No but working on the sabbath was a big no-no.
User avatar #2 - ellucador (03/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Alright, alright, alright, let's sort this **** out.
This is what I gathered from the New International version of the Bible.

Leviticus 19:27
''Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.''

Ephesians 5:4
''Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.''

Leviticus 19:16
''Do not go about spreading slander among your people.''


#1 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#4 to #1 - nyj (03/05/2013) [-]
Haha. That was hilarious. Thanks for commenting.






Haha. That was hilarious. Thanks for commenting.
User avatar #83 - shadeyyy (03/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I love idiots that know nothing about the bible that try to pick and chose verses and use them completely out of context, like pork coming from an unclean animal, it's an old testament law.
User avatar #113 to #83 - ruebezahl (03/06/2013) [-]
Yes, it's an Old Testament law. So are the Ten Commandments.

And Jesus quite clearly said that he would uphold these laws.
User avatar #82 - gorginhanson (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
football? did they even have football ?
User avatar #84 to #82 - chuckbillrow (03/06/2013) [-]
soccer is a rather old sport and everyplace but 'merica calls it football but im guessing that one was because of the sabbath and they just used football as an example of something are not allowed to do
User avatar #28 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
Looks like god wasn't fooling around when he wrote leviticus 15:19-20
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