A guide for begging on the streets

**manirock rolls 55**

The only homeless guy able to read this post.

I never give to those faggot old ladys and gypsies who say they need to feed their hungry kids or dying mother. Thats just pathetic. When i beg for beer, im always honest

or

The text on the right is totally necessary

Show that you are willing to give something of yourself.

$4 karate lessons are pretty cheap.

I'd give him money

text on the side made this post less funny.
OP is a faggot.

This is a guide for being human in general..

Bitch in picture 3 has perfect white teeth...da fuck?

I no longer give "homeless" people money, not since I started realizing that they were wearing nicer clothes than me. I know that it could be possible their fancy clothes could have been donated, but they're usually immaculate, and their clothes match. After a while it's easy to tell who's faking and who really just needs a meal. I'll gladly buy a real hobo a burger. In my experience, fake ones will hang out by malls and popular bus and train stops and can be quite rude and pushy, real guys down on their luck will awkwardly hang out by a Mcdonald's and ask politely, almost like they're ashamed. Hope it helps.

Living in a college in a city has gotten me way too desensitized to beggars. They've all got the same fucking tactic: They walk up to you with a friendly greeting ("Hey man! How's it going? I bet the basketball team is going to win tonight!") and then get all serious before they ask you for cash ("Hey man, look, alright, I'm just out here, I'm a good guy, you know...")...
<--and then, MFW.

I don't want to become too brash, but this shit gets expensive. Especially during my first few months there, when I felt guilty and handed out cash like the Publisher's Clearing House.

Homeless Bill has a glorious beard

If you beg really well, you can make 60 grand a year

most of these contradict each other.

I think I know where the 8th one was taken.