What a choice. .. Alone for another 10 years? You never said I had to get rid of the bodies... not OC



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User avatar #38 - skeetonamber (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alone for another 10 years? You never said I had to get rid of the bodies...
#27 - bloodyshart (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How the **** is the bonus on C a bonus?
User avatar #24 - microdude (03/04/2013) [-]
Easy, choose A. Then with 20 mill get a private island with a private chimpanzee and a hot wife? :D
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#12 to #2 - jellytroll (03/04/2013) [-]
Dude, please don't let me die...
User avatar #31 - swordmasterredman ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
A. but kill the boyscout after he makes the
#48 - dizzybreeze (03/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can't live 20 years without sex. Even if I got 20 million for it.
User avatar #59 to #48 - satrenkotheone (03/05/2013) [-]
Implying you haven't done so already.
User avatar #4 - MrMustacho (03/04/2013) [-]
B. necrophilia ftw
User avatar #22 - dunkleosteus (03/04/2013) [-]
Have to go with A because I'd probably shoot myself after the 10 year thing with B and because chimps are strong and aggressive. Especially the part about it staying alive the whole time. Imagine how horrible that will be. After months of being terrorized by this blood thirsty stinky ape, you work up the courage to bash it's head in with a rock in the night and IT WON'T DIE.
#21 - sodapops (03/04/2013) [-]
Now this is a tough one!
A. Because of the rifle and I love to hunt.... But I don't need a little wimp like that to go innawoods. He can have the other side of the island maybe. Also, 20 years from now 20 million dollars seems like poor compensation because i'll be getting pretty old.

B. I'm not a sex starved teenager so the mansion and food seems the better part of the deal. Having children die is a total dealbreaker though, so I guess I wouldn't pick B.

C. Nevermind the chimp, is that unlimited hooch and weed? And I guess I'll finally have time to read and watch the classics on my miracle machine. If i'm sober enough I bet I can make a bow and spears for hunting boar... And as for killing my ape, I doubt my liver will hold out for 20 years because of that cooler. If it does I'll kill it and ask the buggers to leave me alone on the island with my stuff.

C wins.
User avatar #20 - ballisticmasacre (03/04/2013) [-]
B. Sure after she's gone it will be hard. But hey, I got a ******* mansion.
User avatar #19 - bjerneironbeard (03/04/2013) [-]
I'll take the boy scout, and when my camp is organized and i learnt everything from him i'll kill and eat him
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User avatar #17 - kosicandavid (03/04/2013) [-]
I think B... but after those ten year I would be really sad if I miss Emma Stone
User avatar #16 - khayman (03/04/2013) [-]
C. i dont do drugs.....anymore..... so i would just get the chimp high. .but all i do is play vid games all day anyway so it would just be like my normal life. plus free alcohol!
User avatar #15 - husidusidu (03/04/2013) [-]
I'll choose C. After 20 years I will eat him, no prob on drugs.
User avatar #55 - nikentakadisker (03/05/2013) [-]
C. I could do it. But only when soo high I would never remember
User avatar #54 - BizzarreCoyote (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cheesewithmold (03/04/2013) [-]
A. Easy.

The emotional damage from B would be too great. I would never be able to survive another 10 years. Wife and children die? I don't want to live through that. And C I guess is alright. I don't do drugs, but I guess I could always use the marijuana to calm down the chimp. I wouldn't want to be drinking either. I'd probably get myself killed.
User avatar #23 - mrsixtyninedude (03/04/2013) [-]
B For sure, even 10 years of boning with Kate Uppton is enough for m ;D
User avatar #7 - dirtyhornets (03/04/2013) [-]
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