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I fabricated evidence used I exposed war crimes
to murder 1. 5 million people and crimes against
for profit in Iraq and I humanity in Iraq and I am
am still free in prison for treason
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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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#20 - MattSwan (03/04/2013) [+] (50 replies)
>Implying that living under Saddam Hussein's regime was better than American intervention.
#22 to #20 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
>Implying poverty hasn't tripled
>Implying they have any infrastructure to repair their ruined country
>Implying their US supported corrupt government won't implode their own economy if it benefits the US
>Implying the US has any right to choose to launch a shock and awe campaign knowing they'd kill hundreds of thousands
>Implying they don't live under marshal law instated by US forces
>Implying it's not an illegal occupation with financial interest
User avatar #32 - pappathethird (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There should be a channel for posts like this called "I-don't-know-anything-about-politics-or-law-in-general-but-i-like-to-complain-c hannel"
User avatar #65 - ShadeElement (03/04/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I'm so hip.
I'm gonna be extra edgy and use the words like "murder" instead of "internationally sanctioned war" because its so edgy.
I'm gonna be all "Yeah! **** the man!" and side with a traitor.

Mostly because I'm an idiot. I don't realize that, love 'em or hate 'em, everything cool I enjoy in my life I owe to "the man", America, or both.
I'm also a naive idealist who doesn't understand that war is ugly, and ugly **** happens. And that the moment you swear that oath to your country, you no longer enjoy some of the freedoms you protect...like freedom of speech. Because people are counting on you what you say CAN and WILL get your fellow soldiers killed.
If that traitor were really concerned about war crimes, there are plenty of LEGAL, more effective avenues he could have pursued that didn't involve betraying his country, duty, honor, and uniform.

Also, Bush wasn't the smartest president to ever sit in the oval office. Ok, he was an idiot. But 2 things-
He didn't invade Iraq for profit. Seriously, what profit? Don't know if you've been paying attention to the news lately, but we sure as hell could use some of that profit you're talking about right now.
Secondly, Being president involves making critical decisions that decide the fate of not only millions, possibly billions of lives, but the fate of the world in general. Often under pressure and with limited information and time. I'd like to see you do better.

Otherwise, carry on being an idiot. Its your right and privilege. Given to you and protected by "the man" your hip idiot ass is fighting against, and purchased with the blood of soldiers the traitor on the right betrayed.
#81 - russlenavy (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People like you, OP, are the cancer of the world.   
Please, kill yourself.   
Thanks in advance.
People like you, OP, are the cancer of the world.
Please, kill yourself.
Thanks in advance.
User avatar #6 - pompladouche (03/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"exposed war crimes and crimes against humanity" also files about covert operations, national secrets, information possibly leading to world war, troop positions/tactics. Stop making internal spies out to be Robin Hood
#145 - Covenantkilla (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I GO TO FUNNYJUNK FOR MY POLITICAL OPINION
#143 - cupotruth (03/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Your politics are wrong but I don't give a 						****					.   
   
Everybody's politics are wrong when you're on the internet.   
   
Dance thread.
Your politics are wrong but I don't give a **** .

Everybody's politics are wrong when you're on the internet.

Dance thread.
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#205 - allamericandude (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
..so I'll join in.   
   
I don't support the war in Iraq (I support the troops, of course), but I don't believe the "war-for-profit" conspiracies. They're a bit like Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy--the more you think about them, the less they make sense.   
   
Even if someone did want to make a profit off the war, it's a really inefficient way to do it. Considering all of the resources, time, and effort that would be needed to get your conspirator friends promoted through the political system, elected into positions of power, convince the government that they need to go to war, spending billions of dollars to send boat loads of troops and equipment overseas.....   
   
There are WAY easier ways to make a profit in this world. The conspirators would have a higher chance of making a profit with less effort and time just by starting a business or investment firm or something. Heck, considering this happened in the early 2000s, they could have just invested in Apple.   
   
No, I think we went to war for a much simpler reason and more plausible reason:  Bush and the rest of the US Government fell into the same old trap of wanting to be the world police. Bush did it, Clinton did it, Bush Sr., Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Johnson*, etc, etc...and now Obama's doing it. The US is the world's last superpower, and that status gives us this sense that we need to take a stand on every issue in every country on the planet. Occam's Razor.   
   
*Forgive me if that's out of order.
..so I'll join in.

I don't support the war in Iraq (I support the troops, of course), but I don't believe the "war-for-profit" conspiracies. They're a bit like Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy--the more you think about them, the less they make sense.

Even if someone did want to make a profit off the war, it's a really inefficient way to do it. Considering all of the resources, time, and effort that would be needed to get your conspirator friends promoted through the political system, elected into positions of power, convince the government that they need to go to war, spending billions of dollars to send boat loads of troops and equipment overseas.....

There are WAY easier ways to make a profit in this world. The conspirators would have a higher chance of making a profit with less effort and time just by starting a business or investment firm or something. Heck, considering this happened in the early 2000s, they could have just invested in Apple.

No, I think we went to war for a much simpler reason and more plausible reason: Bush and the rest of the US Government fell into the same old trap of wanting to be the world police. Bush did it, Clinton did it, Bush Sr., Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Johnson*, etc, etc...and now Obama's doing it. The US is the world's last superpower, and that status gives us this sense that we need to take a stand on every issue in every country on the planet. Occam's Razor.

*Forgive me if that's out of order.
#162 - I Am Monkey (03/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The fact that you use the figure 1.5 Million tells me your head is in the wrong place, your ass to be specific.
If you want to make an intelligent argument you would be best served not to multiply the actual statistics by 10 for dramatic effect or use the term "murder" for deaths that were accidental in almost all cases.

You people make it sound like the goal is to kill civilians. That is only the case for the Taliban. That's why they are responsible for the overwhelming majority of civilian deaths that you idiots then try to pin on us. They don't give a **** about their people. They'll blow up a market and kill 20 of their own to kill one american. Then we're apparently the bad guys for trying to remove these people from power.

Also, on what planet do you live on where a man who knowingly commits treason is not going to jail? You think he's like "Jail time? Are you ******** me?! All I did was steal top secret files and publish them! This is ******** !" He knew exactly what he was doing and what the consequences were.
#333 - critique (03/05/2013) [-]
What's on the menu today, Funnyjunk? Politics?   
Oh... I was hoping for funny...
What's on the menu today, Funnyjunk? Politics?
Oh... I was hoping for funny...
#224 - Ruspanic (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You think the President fabricated the evidence, and that the invasion was for profit?
***** , virtually everyone in the American and British intelligence agencies was convinced Saddam Hussein had WMDs. He actually did have WMDs in previous years, and used them against the Iranians and against his own citizens. Not only that, it's likely that Hussein himself was trying to spread the rumor that he had WMDs in order to deter Iran from attacking Iraq.

And if there were ulterior motives in invading Iraq, it was to depose Saddam Hussein and install democracy in Iraq. It was commonly believed that if Iraq became democratic, it would send a ripple effect through the Middle East and cause other countries there to become democratic. Basically neoconservatism. Furthermore, Hussein was a brutal dictator and a warmonger who was constantly making trouble in the region, and the US had been after him for decades. If the US and UK didn't invade because they thought he had WMDs, it was for these reasons.

Of course the war was wrong and the stated reason for the invasion turned out to be false. This is a massive failure of the intelligence community and the Bush itemsistration. But to pretend Bush lied to intentionally murder 1.5 million people (which is a very high-end estimate) is insane.

tl;dr OP is a fag
#13 - slimeywaffles (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#15 to #13 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
You have to be stupid if you actually believe this
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#4 - thejellybear Comment deleted by davidavidson [+] (12 replies)
#355 - pxthreezerothree (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, I don't give a **** about the politics around Bush. Bradley Manning, however, deserves to go to jail for the rest of his damn life. He didn't just leak "war crimes" or the things he thought were bad or immoral. He leaked everything. He compromised national security to do it. He put the lives of fellow soldiers and others in danger. And was it because he felt it was so moral repugnant that he just had to say something? No, it was because the Army wouldn't pat him on the back because he figured out he wanted to be a girl. **** him. I have no sympathy for a man who knew exactly what would happen to him if he leaked those documents and did it out of spite rather than for moral imperative.
#211 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
davidavidson, you are King of the Faggots. All your content serves to only enrage the naive and misinformed, and the only reason you get thumbs is because the twelve year olds on this site know nothing of your "propaganda" or politics. You will block anyone who nay says you.

With that, suck a fat dick and take my red thumb.
User avatar #179 - durkadurka (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OP: I manipulated and fabricated facts to make a stupid argument for an otherwise valid point, an am a giant faggot.

>1.5 million isn't close to right.
> Evidence was not "fabricated" but a good portion of the intelligence gathered was inaccurate.
> "For profit". War is very expensive, monetarily and politically. No, we just spent billions we didn't have, without even cheaper oil to show for it.

There is a valid point about how information the public SHOULD know is instead hidden from us. But it's stupid **** like this that actually hurts that argument.
#95 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Illuminati.
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