Free Steak. . RANTED-. That steak is as free as a black man living in the south during the mid 17th century. Free Steak RANTED- That steak is as free a black man living in the south during mid 17th century
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#46 - paintplayer
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That steak is as free as a black man living in the south during the mid 17th century.
#74 to #46 - greenthegunstar
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As a black man, I have to say that was spot-on.
#92 to #46 - anon id: 9bc86c92
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I'm sorry for correcting you but the mid 17 century points to 1650 while the close peak was in the mid 18 century close to 1750
#61 to #46 - triggathepirate
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#12 - wolffspider
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That is the most unfree steak salad I have ever seen...
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User avatar #17 to #14 - neokun
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Well thank god you warned us there.
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User avatar #82 to #12 - adambombgoesboom
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thats the ONLY steak salad I've ever seen
#28 - pharoahemonch
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#84 to #28 - skullzero
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User avatar #29 to #28 - pharoahemonch
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#30 to #29 - pharoahemonch
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#51 - ohgodmysides
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"Fun restaurant with urban vibe. Good comfort food and fair prices."
Oh, the irony
#88 to #51 - abobtheninja
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i live near there....
i live near there....
#94 to #88 - Kelech
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be over shortly...
#95 to #94 - abobtheninja
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#96 to #95 - Kelech
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#11 - europeanswallow
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"Free" steak salad
#22 to #11 - danilawleit
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User avatar #31 to #22 - sinonyx
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?implying anyone was implying anything
#55 - smoklax
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mfw a STEAK SALAD counts for liqour
User avatar #68 to #55 - randumbgamer
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Angel food cake is also on there, he was probably at a resturant with a lounge section
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#32 to #25 - mrmontombo
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#39 to #32 - RapeYoFacePwn
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this might be the best reply to anything i've seen in my entire life. thank you.
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#70 - stallwallwriter
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Notice how it's all in caps? That's because it's no ordinary food. The term "Free Steak Salad" is a poor translation of something something much greater, much... older.
It comes from an ancient greek ritual. First, an unspotted white bull with a fiery nature is chosen. It will be the man's meal - if he can conquer his food himself. Armed only with a ritual knife, this man must confront the beast in a room of the restaurant reserved for this purpose. If he lives without winning, he forfeits his pride. If he dies, it is as a hero. But if he survives, strikes down the bull, and eats its heart, then no living man is equal to him in honour.
What this receipt shows us is simply the price demanded by the restaurant to offset the costs (buying the bull, damage to the room, rosewood for smoking the bull's heart, etc.) they incur when this ritual takes place.

tl:dr, this man has attained something beyond any price.
#71 to #70 - justakewldewd
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#78 to #70 - thesovereigngrave
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#21 - anon id: 85242a15
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>steak
>salad
pick one
#34 to #21 - anon id: 84346778
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why, it's probably just as bad as a taco salad.
User avatar #93 to #21 - ryanmck
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Steak salad isn't that uncommon they serve it at the restaurant i work at. It's just like 8 slices of steak on top of a salad.
#100 to #21 - thatguythatlaughs
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#24 to #21 - bokkos
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Why can't I eat my food with it's food?
#58 - antistar
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Huehuehuehue.