Free Steak. . RANTED-. That steak is as free as a black man living in the south during the mid 17th century.
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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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#46 - paintplayer (03/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That steak is as free as a black man living in the south during the mid 17th century.
#12 - wolffspider (03/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That is the most unfree steak salad I have ever seen...
#28 - pharoahemonch (03/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#51 - ohgodmysides (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Fun restaurant with urban vibe. Good comfort food and fair prices."
Oh, the irony
#11 - europeanswallow (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Free" steak salad
#55 - smoklax (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw a STEAK SALAD counts for liqour
#25 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#70 - stallwallwriter (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Notice how it's all in caps? That's because it's no ordinary food. The term "Free Steak Salad" is a poor translation of something something much greater, much... older.
It comes from an ancient greek ritual. First, an unspotted white bull with a fiery nature is chosen. It will be the man's meal - if he can conquer his food himself. Armed only with a ritual knife, this man must confront the beast in a room of the restaurant reserved for this purpose. If he lives without winning, he forfeits his pride. If he dies, it is as a hero. But if he survives, strikes down the bull, and eats its heart, then no living man is equal to him in honour.
What this receipt shows us is simply the price demanded by the restaurant to offset the costs (buying the bull, damage to the room, rosewood for smoking the bull's heart, etc.) they incur when this ritual takes place.

tl:dr, this man has attained something beyond any price.
#21 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
pick one
#24 to #21 - bokkos ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Why can't I eat my food with it's food?
#58 - antistar (03/05/2013) [-]
#57 - nyanpoptart (03/05/2013) [-]
MFW Arnold Palmer
MFW Arnold Palmer
#60 - spyrothehedgehog (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the salad may be free, but what about your soul
the salad may be free, but what about your soul
User avatar #48 - lostinthemusic (03/04/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as a free steak salad.
#4 - shawshankerection **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #7 to #6 - thewebspinner (03/04/2013) [-]
not only did you make a pointless comment. not only that; you also claim to know when things should become a "thing", why lord why? you then went even further.
Goddamit. you went full retard here. You don't deserve the almighty shrek.
You are unworthy of his girth and should go into hiding to repent. I hereby summon the powers of ************ to exile the faggot within you!! BE GONE FOUL DEMON!!! RETURN TO THE 9FAG FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!!!!
#83 - manazetsugi (03/05/2013) [-]
**manazetsugi rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Horse with no neck ** a free steak liquor //bottom left of receipt
#62 - christanych (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Jim Carrey ** what woulda happen to me
User avatar #64 to #62 - grumpythefirst (03/05/2013) [-]
Your feet would grow?
#49 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
everytime i ate at a restaurant when i was a kid and they asked for soup or salad, i always thought they said "Super Salad"
>"would you like soup or salad?
>"yes please"
User avatar #35 - MaverickZero (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I pass by this place all the time. Never been inside, though. >_>
User avatar #45 to #36 - whosaidwut (03/04/2013) [-]
especially if you're a vampire
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