Bathroom Poetry. Here I sit, with a broken heart Tried to shit, but could only fart But in the hall, I took a chance Tried to fart, but shit my pants. taut) ti'
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Bathroom Poetry

Here I sit, with a broken heart
Tried to shit, but could only fart
But in the hall, I took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants

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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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User avatar #12 - InglushMayjur (03/04/2013) [-]
"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin'
'Bout to birth another Texan."

I read that one in a stall in Colorado.
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - tonydalion (03/04/2013) [-]
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls
#9 - nsfwanon (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here I sit upon the throne,
I couldn't wait 'till I got home.
Feels like I'm being ripped in two,
That's the end for me and Vindaloo.
#10 to #9 - nsfwanon (03/04/2013) [-]
Pusing hard but going nowhere,
A sudden gust blows through my arse-hair,
Followed by a chocolate rain,
That makes me double up in pain.
As I feel the rush of pebble-dash,
My bum is soaked in toilet splash.
Standing up and looking down,
my grimace turns into a frown.
Just as I finish this bathroom caper,
I realise there's no more toilet paper!
User avatar #3 - destineddeity (03/04/2013) [-]
He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his shit in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit.
User avatar #15 - roxashollowbastio (03/04/2013) [-]
here i sit same as ever,
took a dump pulled the lever,
the toilet clogged,
the water flowed,
look out world its a motherload
User avatar #20 - brothergrimm (03/05/2013) [-]
they paint these walls to hide my pen
but the shit house poet strikes again!!!!
#6 - gizmotechie (03/04/2013) [-]
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#23 - doodogger (03/05/2013) [-]
What I found written in a shitter stall in the school bathroom...

There once was a man who loved smut.
So his wife took it up the butt.
It sure didn't look pretty when his dick came out shitty.
But at least he got a good fuck.
User avatar #25 - redneckhokage (03/05/2013) [-]
Here i sit all broken hearted
need to shit but only farted
while i write these word upon the wall
i roll my shit in little balls
for those who who read those words of wit
eat these little ball of shit
#24 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
almost poetry
#22 - stallwallwriter (03/05/2013) [-]
I like this person.
I like this person.
#21 - wolfdogone (03/05/2013) [-]
> MFW the whole comments section
#19 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
everyone's a poet
User avatar #16 - biggrand (03/04/2013) [-]
I like to make up gang symbols hoping that a random turf war will break put some day at my school
User avatar #14 - nocta ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
its so.. its so beautiful
User avatar #13 - peheata (03/04/2013) [-]
god damn cubicles are always full of shit!!
#4 - zamppaz (03/04/2013) [-]
ai juhis
#2 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 445,710,928** mad amounts of try hard.
User avatar #1 - NigJames (03/04/2013) [-]
does anyone have a folder filled with these? i would like to see some more if at all possible.
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