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#86 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I don't understand why so many Americans want guns. I mean, do you kno how quickly you could get killed?! No, I've got a better idea. Tanks! Tanks for everyone! They're much safer. They've got armor and can get you out of harms way in a second.
I don't understand why so many Americans want guns. I mean, do you kno how quickly you could get killed?! No, I've got a better idea. Tanks! Tanks for everyone! They're much safer. They've got armor and can get you out of harms way in a second.
#251 to #86 - Weekendman
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(03/04/2013) [-]
"Want guns"? No, we don't "want" guns. It is our right to have them.
#396 to #251 - teufelshunde
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Psssst.

It's a joke.
#516 to #396 - Weekendman
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Pssst. No ****. .-.
#525 to #516 - teufelshunde
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Evidently you didn't understand it at first.
#254 to #251 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Yes. It's your 'right'. If you don't want them, you don't get them. If you do want them, you can get them. Therefor: people with guns are generally people who want guns.
#259 to #254 - Weekendman
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes it isn't about wanting a gun for the purpose of having a gun, but simply wanting to protect your family.
#262 to #259 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Still. You want a gun to protect your family. Even though Tanks are better, I won't judge you.
#265 to #262 - Weekendman
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Tanks are indeed better. I like tanks. And you not want a weapon, but NEED one. For you know, your tank to shoot.
#274 to #265 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Dude, Tanks ARE weapons. They take out your tracks, you'e fortified artillery. They take out the main gun, you're a bunker. They don't take out the main gun, but the armor, you're artillery. Although, I'd guess having your arms replaced by 2 tank cannons doesn't ake it different from such a boring-ass RPG. *sigh*
Dude, Tanks ARE weapons. They take out your tracks, you'e fortified artillery. They take out the main gun, you're a bunker. They don't take out the main gun, but the armor, you're artillery. Although, I'd guess having your arms replaced by 2 tank cannons doesn't ake it different from such a boring-ass RPG. *sigh*
#236 to #86 - herpesboy
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(03/04/2013) [-]
well if id lived in detroit id want a gun too
#240 to #236 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
No man. You'd want a tank. Believe me. Tanks are the best...
#510 to #240 - bigsaltyballs
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#257 to #240 - herpesboy
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(03/04/2013) [-]
i can just tell you must have one furious boner right now
#260 to #257 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
You. Have. No. *******. Idea!!!
You. Have. No. *******. Idea!!!
#264 to #260 - herpesboy
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(03/04/2013) [-]
#268 to #264 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
You're goddamn right, man! Can't wait to drive my gangster TANK over my gangster road in front of my gangster house to go to my gangster supermarket because my gangster TANK accidently rode over my gangster kitchen garden.
#180 to #86 - majician
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I think that would be as awsome as this picture!
#147 to #86 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
People! It's just a joke! No need to get all political and stuff! And I thought I made it so obvious!
People! It's just a joke! No need to get all political and stuff! And I thought I made it so obvious!
#152 to #147 - SonofChuck
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I thought it was pretty funny.
#163 to #152 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Why, thank you.   
And more proof that tanks are better than guns: this gif shows that JFK was not inside a tank when he was shot. If he would have been, he'd still be alive.   
   
Guns: 1.5   
Tanks: Pure power   
Russians: T-34
Why, thank you.
And more proof that tanks are better than guns: this gif shows that JFK was not inside a tank when he was shot. If he would have been, he'd still be alive.

Guns: 1.5
Tanks: Pure power
Russians: T-34
#193 to #163 - SonofChuck
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Yes.
#198 to #193 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
"And thou shalt honor thy tanks, for they are thy Lord's greatests invention."
-The bible, 1:1, Tanktitus.
#142 to #86 - bigsaltyballs
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(03/04/2013) [-]
because we ******* can. thats why. we dont need reasoning to own firearms. no one has ever fully explained why we can so we imply that it was given to us at birth
#134 to #86 - winsauceiswin
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(03/04/2013) [-]
#117 to #86 - dirtybuffalo
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Maybe we like guns because it keeps us safe??

Example: Japan wanted to invade America in WWII but decided against it because "There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass"

Ill keep my guns thank you
#132 to #117 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
It was mainly the fact that they didn't want to get America back into the war until they had gained enough control of Europe to take us on. Would you really be more scared of some unorganized civilians with hunting rifles and pistols than the Navy or Army?
#131 to #117 - HarvietheDinkle
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(03/04/2013) [-]
so do tasers.
#125 to #117 - SrslyWtf
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(03/04/2013) [-]
That was 70 years ago... Do you really think if Russia nuked you, your gun would help you? No warfare today is carried out on foot really, its all done with missiles. Maybe every American should be allowed a missile?
#113 to #86 - skullzero
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(03/04/2013) [-]
They want guns because Bush's wars have brainwashed the public into thinking being a soldier is cool, and guns are cool, and shooting people is cool.. Oh, and rednecks, they just like guns because they don't have anything else..
#122 to #113 - drewbridge
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and nevermind the fact that tank just drove across a populated active road. That's super cool so it's ok. If it happens in America, we're suddenly a police state and we have gone too far with our safety.
#121 to #113 - drewbridge
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Bush's wars did that? That's the ********* excuse I've ever heard, people loved guns in America before the Cold War. I don't remember anyone saying being a soldier is cool and fun. I have seen our media show the post traumatic stress disorder and mental horror that they endure when they come home, and how we should respect them.

The media and government have demonized guns, too. They have for over the last 20 years. Violent crime has gone down. What the **** are you talking about?
#128 to #121 - timmywankenobi
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(03/04/2013) [-]
gun crime and accidents have gone up though.
#136 to #128 - drewbridge
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Since when? It's gone down alot over the last decade.
#178 to #136 - timmywankenobi
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Not in the U.S according to every government statistic .
#313 to #178 - drewbridge
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I can't find where it goes up. It's gone down significantly since the 80's and 90's.
#317 to #313 - timmywankenobi
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(03/04/2013) [-]
where have you been looking ? cause I know for a fact that the numbers for Detroit have gone way up .
#462 to #317 - drewbridge
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Dude, there is a difference between Americas 1# ******** and america in general.
#95 to #86 - Zarke
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Possessing a gun doesn't inherently make you a bullet magnet. More people who carry guns get shot because they carry because they're afraid they could get shot. It's correlation and causation.

Though I agree with you on tanks. 6 gallons/mile? **** YEAH!!!
#94 to #86 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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(03/04/2013) [-]
yeah, meanwhile in Russia, everyone has a tank
#96 to #94 - crazyolitis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah. Russians may forget because of the vodka, but they never forgive...
#114 to #96 - ichbinlecher
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(03/04/2013) [-]
That picture.