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on We mt! -Ling-
I was just
wry in make
a lime prophet.
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Submitted: 03/03/2013
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#3 - fakereality (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - gibroner (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - slashendrix (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Moses
> find out raised by Egyptian King
>must return to my Jewish roots
>must free my people from slavery
>burningbush.gif
> given staff of power
>part red sea
>??????
> prophet
#11 - isiupick (03/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Prophet ...



... anyone ?
#2 - alejsergio (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I will win so many Christian arguments with this joke...I will destroy the Church now while they have no Pope...bwahahahaha
I will win so many Christian arguments with this joke...I will destroy the Church now while they have no Pope...bwahahahaha
#4 to #2 - finni (03/04/2013) [-]
Not Catholic
#33 - princecomet (03/04/2013) [-]
eeehehehehe.
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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#35 - hipsophobadon (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
God, the king of one night stands.   
						*****					 a chick and convinces her she's still a virgin the next morning.
God, the king of one night stands.
***** a chick and convinces her she's still a virgin the next morning.
User avatar #36 - cluffer (03/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
[insert comment hating on religion here]
User avatar #39 to #36 - alexjonez (03/04/2013) [-]
>Be cool.
>Don't judge others if they believe or don't believe in religion.
>???
>PROPHET
#26 - tankerdude ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
#32 - tuckthisphit (03/04/2013) [-]
PROFIT=PROPHET HA HA SO FAHNY JOK   
but seriously
PROFIT=PROPHET HA HA SO FAHNY JOK
but seriously
#16 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I still consider it rather genious of Mary to make up the whole god impregnating her to give birth to the messiah, just to get out of the fact her whoring ass cheated on Joseph
#24 to #16 - ichbinlecher (03/04/2013) [-]
If you are going to troll can you at least do it with popular theories of the event, namely, that she was covering up her rape with Pantheras, a Roman centurion.
User avatar #38 - vladhellsing (03/04/2013) [-]
Two prophets meet on the street, one of them says:

"Hi, you're George. What's my name?"
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#15 - anthonygondelle (03/04/2013) [-]
Who puts the punchline in the title OP.....
#6 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
inb4 jesus rage flipping tables
#23 - ichbinlecher (03/04/2013) [-]
I lol'd
I lol'd
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