I love you enough to teach you to kill.. Kittens man, they train murderers.. ever: enh eh: nrt: As Creepy as it may be for the Owner when teats name home with dead animals/ insects, ytm nagant get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a neat kills an animal for you, it means they hove yota, and are maternally grateful for the life ytou' fogiven them. his the most han Mable thing you possibly receive from your kitty. Cats are
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I love you enough to teach you to kill.

Kittens man, they train murderers.

ever:
enh eh:
nrt:
As Creepy as it may be for
the Owner when teats name
home with dead
animals/ insects, ytm nagant
get mad at them. In fact,
praise them, tell them thank
you. Because when a neat kills
an animal for you, it means
they hove yota, and are
maternally grateful for the life
ytou' fogiven them. his the
most han Mable thing you
possibly receive from
your kitty.
Cats are hard nare as fuak
like
I have you so much I killed thusfar pau"
It goes a bit he}: ond that. They' re not just sayin g they
have yota, theg." re tryin g tn teach you tn hunt. ‘Emu
never go nut and name back with a dead squirrel, so
they" re matching you, just like they would a kitten.
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#2 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
3rd theory: It's not a gift, it's a warning.
User avatar #15 - jari ONLINE (03/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
R.I.P. Nemo
#3 - dykarbremsen (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thats why my cat gets so happy when i come home whit an dead moose!
#4 - guywithastick (03/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much sums up a cat
#70 - trollinggenius (03/04/2013) [-]
my cat is an indoor cat, so it cant really go out and kill animals for me, so it makes do with socks and travel kits from the bathroom. when he brings it he starts meowing loudly, its pretty adorable
#1 - lupislord ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Kilin 4 u
#91 - Happiness (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'You're next, motherfucker'
#82 - wolfdogone (03/04/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until the novice learns to hunt the master
It's all fun and games until the novice learns to hunt the master
#76 - josieabby (03/04/2013) [-]
#61 - existacne (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> I love you so much I killed this for you.
User avatar #42 - astropuke (03/04/2013) [-]
Prove yourself to your cat, go out with an air rifle and kill or disable a squirrel, then present it to the cat.
If I ever decide to get a carnivorous pet, I'm going to try and feed it nothing but live food. When I present my cat with 2 live mice every day he'll think I'm the fucking hunter prime.
#147 - deadmilk (03/04/2013) [-]
Well Shit,I just made my cat sleep outside for bringing in the house this big ass  lizard with it's guts dripping out.   
   
My cats face when..
Well Shit,I just made my cat sleep outside for bringing in the house this big ass lizard with it's guts dripping out.

My cats face when..
#109 - cpthaze **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
#103 - peacetrooper (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>neighbor's kid has a big parrot
>my cat one day comes home with the parrot, dead in it's mouth, parrot must have escaped through a window or some shit
>freak out, bury the parrot and tell no one
>while burying it i could hear the kid calling out the parrot's name
#153 - bloodflowers (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mine brought me this I'm not sure she is saying she loves me

please help she keeps staring at me licking it's lips
#14 - infinitereaper (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
They love you enough to kill for you...   
   
Cats are yanderes.
They love you enough to kill for you...

Cats are yanderes.
#83 - therealredhood (03/04/2013) [-]
My cat must hate me.
My cat must hate me.
#151 - bonusjackpot (03/04/2013) [-]
There's also the theory that, due to generations of domestication, many cats lack the 'killing blow' mechanic of crushing the throat of the prey (bringing you live animals) and most cats will bring their prey back to the house to eat.   
   
So could be that they're like, "shit nigga, wtf, why did you just toss my lunch in the trash?"   
   
Gif semi-related.
There's also the theory that, due to generations of domestication, many cats lack the 'killing blow' mechanic of crushing the throat of the prey (bringing you live animals) and most cats will bring their prey back to the house to eat.

So could be that they're like, "shit nigga, wtf, why did you just toss my lunch in the trash?"

Gif semi-related.
#133 - hysteriaward ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
well my cat isn't very bight, he brought half a bush in, trailing dirt and leaves all through the fucking house, love him still
well my cat isn't very bight, he brought half a bush in, trailing dirt and leaves all through the fucking house, love him still
#101 - settantaventi (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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