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I love you enough to teach you to kill.
Kittens man, they train murderers.
ever:
enh eh:
nrt:
As Creepy as it may be for
the Owner when teats name
home with dead
animals/ insects, ytm nagant
get mad at them. In fact,
praise them, tell them thank
you. Because when a neat kills
an animal for you, it means
they hove yota, and are
maternally grateful for the life
ytou' fogiven them. his the
most han Mable thing you
possibly receive from
your kitty.
Cats are hard nare as fuak
like
I have you so much I killed thusfar pau"
It goes a bit he}: ond that. They' re not just sayin g they
have yota, theg." re tryin g tn teach you tn hunt. ‘Emu
never go nut and name back with a dead squirrel, so
they" re matching you, just like they would a kitten.
Cries
via or s)
Posted dday age Lrr... t. nate-,
enh eh:
nrt:
As Creepy as it may be for
the Owner when teats name
home with dead
animals/ insects, ytm nagant
get mad at them. In fact,
praise them, tell them thank
you. Because when a neat kills
an animal for you, it means
they hove yota, and are
maternally grateful for the life
ytou' fogiven them. his the
most han Mable thing you
possibly receive from
your kitty.
Cats are hard nare as fuak
like
I have you so much I killed thusfar pau"
It goes a bit he}: ond that. They' re not just sayin g they
have yota, theg." re tryin g tn teach you tn hunt. ‘Emu
never go nut and name back with a dead squirrel, so
they" re matching you, just like they would a kitten.
Cries
via or s)
Posted dday age Lrr... t. nate-,
...
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#3
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dykarbremsen (03/03/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Thats why my cat gets so happy when i come home whit an dead moose!
Prove yourself to your cat, go out with an air rifle and kill or disable a squirrel, then present it to the cat.
If I ever decide to get a carnivorous pet, I'm going to try and feed it nothing but live food. When I present my cat with 2 live mice every day he'll think I'm the fucking hunter prime.
If I ever decide to get a carnivorous pet, I'm going to try and feed it nothing but live food. When I present my cat with 2 live mice every day he'll think I'm the fucking hunter prime.
#147
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deadmilk (03/04/2013) [-]
Well Shit,I just made my cat sleep outside for bringing in the house this big ass lizard with it's guts dripping out.
My cats face when..
My cats face when..
#14
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infinitereaper (03/04/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
They love you enough to kill for you...
Cats are yanderes.
Cats are yanderes.
#151
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bonusjackpot (03/04/2013) [-]
There's also the theory that, due to generations of domestication, many cats lack the 'killing blow' mechanic of crushing the throat of the prey (bringing you live animals) and most cats will bring their prey back to the house to eat.
So could be that they're like, "shit nigga, wtf, why did you just toss my lunch in the trash?"
Gif semi-related.
So could be that they're like, "shit nigga, wtf, why did you just toss my lunch in the trash?"
Gif semi-related.
#133
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hysteriaward ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
well my cat isn't very bight, he brought half a bush in, trailing dirt and leaves all through the fucking house, love him still